Vicky-Lee Comes from a Land Down Under the Land Down Under

Vicky-Lee ValentinoVicky-Lee Valentino is a celebrity — she would have to be, wouldn’t she, to be on the show Celebrity Treasure Island: Couples at War. She rose to fame, of course, by being on Miss Popularity.

And you’re all, Celebrity Treasure what? Miss Popu-who?

These are TV shows based in New Zealand, native land of Frodo Baggins, the All Blacks, the Conchords, and Vicky-Lee. She now lives in Australia, where she has been a Playboy Girls of Golf winner. Vicky-Lee has plied her trade — which is often wearing a bikini on TV while speaking — all over the Pacific, doing shows not just in Australia and New Zealand but also hosting Hawaiian Extreme Sports TV and appearing on the Hawaiian Tropic World Final on the E! Asia network. She hosted C4 Music TV’s “100 Best Bogan Anthems,” which I would find quite informative since I have no idea what a Bogan anthem is.

You might never go to New Zealand, watch Australian TV, or sit through 100 Bogan anthems, but fortunately you’re not required to do that in order to meet Vicky-Lee. Thanks to the miracle of the internet, we can bring you sexy pictures and saucy answers from this Hobbit-befriending consumer of Vegemite and XXXX.

Hometown/Birthplace: New Zealand

Current location: Sydney, Australia

Measurements: 24DD-34-24

Upcoming projects: I’ll be hosting mini series for Girls of Playboy golf Australia and I’m in talks of presenting a wrestling show, also for Australian TV, and another reality show.

Websites: www.facebook.com/vickyleesworld, www.youtube.com/vickyleevalentino, www.twitter.com/vickylee_v, www.modelmayhem.com/vickyleevalentino

I think my best physical feature is: My eyes

Men say my best physical feature is: my eyes or my lips

Sexiest woman ever: Pamela Anderson—followed closely by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Both of their faces alone exude sexiness. Pamela Anderson’s face and body was the epitome of sexy when she was in her prime.

Sexiest man ever: Johhny Depp. His face and his style ooze sexiness. He doesnt even need any muscles!

My best trait is: My playful behavior

My worst habit is: Leaving men, ha ha!

I wish more men would: Cook me dinner!

The key to my heart is: love, attention and playfulness

Compliment me on: Anything, as long as its genuine and respectful

How much should a man groom his private parts?: Enough to look tidy and clean. It doesn’t have to be completely shaven, but I’ve never slept with a guy with an untamed jungle. But I’ve heard they exist in parts of Alaska..

My grooming down there: Shave and wax.

Favorite style of panties: Boy shorts. They’re cute and sexy.

What I like in a bra: My breasts?

Pet name for my boobs: The twins

What I love about my boobs: When I lay down, they don’t lay down with me.

When it comes to my body, please do: Enjoy it!

When it comes to my body, please do not: Try to hide it when we’re outside of the house.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Don’t call out someone else’s name!

Physical feature I like to show off: A flat stomach and 24-inch waist.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Tight jean shorts with a cute little top during the day, or a sexy tight designer dress at night

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: A strap-on. Kidding!

A superficial thing I am attracted to: good facial features and designer clothes

My favorite physical feature on a man: Eyes and calf muscles

My favorite trait in a man: loyalty

A man will impress me if: He isn’t trying to.

A man will turn me on if: he’s sexy and funny

A man will disappoint me if: he betrays me

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: show me affection

I will not even give you a second look if: You’re acting like a derek. [Ed: No idea. Presumably a bad thing to act like.]

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: Ask if my breasts are real or fake.

I will sleep with you when: I’ve decided what I want you for.

I will never sleep with you if: You’ve slept with my friends.

Don’t you dare: Disrespect me

I am the ideal woman because: I don’t fit the stereotype of my appearance. I am able to take pride in my look, be in the glamour industry as my occupation and be girly, fun and childlike, yet I can be shy, down to earth, I love motorbikes and I listen to metal!

I am not the ideal woman because: I am childlike, indecisive and I get bored far too easy!

I need a man who will: Listen to metal—and like it!

In my opinion, astrology is: Very interesting.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My sick, twisted movie collection

The last movie that made me laugh: The Hangover

My philosophy of love: To love freely and let things happens naturally and unforced.

My philosophy of sex: Express emotion, and be creative and spontaneous. Be open-minded and enjoy sharing fun sexual experiences together.

My philosophy of life: Jump on the ‘Fun And Advanced Life’ Highway and enjoy the ride!

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I guess it’s a combination—I’ve often been told i look like a young Pamela Anderson, and I think I possess the qualities of the Girl Next Door. Plus, America loves Aussies!

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