Cheating Stories, Name that Narcotic, Anatomy Awards, and Uncle Ruckus
We started the show off today with a little bit of infidelity and stories of cheating (like how to identify your man with somebody else), and an underwear update (just to get things warmed up). Andrea gave us some pearls of wisdom when asked for dating advice: when it comes to relationships, always “suck a dick.” Concise, straightforward, and (dare I say) poignant?
In the next hour, we played a special little game called Name That Narcotic, where we were given scenarios and had to guess what substance the person was abusing. Let’s just say this: stay away from those bath salts (even the ones for actual baths, just to be safe).
Boom. And what a powerful hour it was today, we began with a little birthday wub wub for a special caller and then moved on to Mr. Skin‘s Anatomy Awards. It is award season here in Hollywood, so we thought we’d give out some statuettes to those brave souls who bared more than their soul in the past year. Helen Hunt, Sarah Silverman, and even Ke$ha took home prizes in various nakedness-related categories today.
Following our trip down the red carpet, we had a great moment in black history, and really all of history for that matter: We brought in a cartoon character in the flesh! How crazy is that?? It was none other than Uncle Ruckus, the self-proclaimed “black white man” from the popular Boondocks cartoon and comic, who dropped by to talk about the Uncle Ruckus movie he’s trying to finance. After that, Neal Brennanjoined Ruckus to put our two lovely models, Amber and Sarah, in the Hot Seat and find out some of their kinkier fetishes.
Bad in Bed, Playboy Advisor Q&A, Filthy Forecast, and the Rise of the Nerd
Hello Playboy Morning Show Faithful! We have a great show to recap for you today. We began with some sex advice in the form of “Signs you’re bad in bed.” For instance, if you don’t move a whole lot, rely on alcohol to get people to sleep with you, or give your partner anything resembling a backache, you may want to work on your form a little bit. But, hey, practice makes perfect, right?
After that, we brought in Chip Rowe, our Advisor over here at Playboy who answered some very pressing questions that we had about our sexual endeavors. If you’ve ever wondered what snapper organs are, how far you should go to please your love, or had your girlfriend steal all your boxers and force you to run low on underwear, at least know this: you’re not alone.
To start the Power Hour, we called upon Andrea’s skills as a meteorologist in our Filthy Forecast, to give you the low-down on what to expect this week weather-wise across the entire U.S. We’re having lots of crazy weather lately, so, depending on where you are, stay dry/wet/warm/cool/watch out for floods/plagues of locusts/etc.
Following that, we brought in Curtis Armstrong, from the new TBS show “King of the Nerds,” although you might know him better as Booger in the movie “Revenge of the Nerds.” Aside from talking about his show, we also touched upon the growing trend in female tastes: the attractiveness of nerds. We here at the Playboy Morning show want to be the first to extend warm congratulations to our muscle-impaired, big-brained friends. Your wait is finally over. Way to hang in there.
But! In order to really test this hypothesis, we brought in lovely model Lauren Bree and Miss June 2012 Amelia Talon to extrapolate their “NQ” or “nerd quotient,” in the advanced nerd fields of pocket protectors and wedgies. These ladies really unleashed their inner nerd, and have embraced the weird in this new trend, and we say more power to them. Long live the nerd!
Games and Gadgets, Sounds of Sex, Orgasm Secrets, and Topless Slam Dunks
This fine morning we started things off by going over some women topics, and touching on the age-old truth that men “spend a lifetime watching women.” It’s an indisputable fact, and you heard it here first (or read it, whatever). After that, we showered nerds everywhere with good news: There is a trend among playmates that they are finding “geekier” guys more and more attractive these days. It’s about time, right guys? And speaking of nerds: We brought in our resident Game and Gadget expert, Scott Alexander to talk about the future of gaming. He let us in on the various things that were coming down the line, such as the PS4, new HTC phones, and more significant games for tablets.
In our second hour, we played a “rousing” (see what we did there?) game of Sounds of Sex, where you guess the sound. Then we were joined by self-proclaimed “butt guy” Jorge Perez all the way from Madrid, Spain. After that, we talked with Mary Roach (writer for Stiff, and Bonk, among other things), who gave us 10 things we didn’t know about orgasms. For instance, there has been signs of in-utero masturbation for the first time, and studies have shown that orgasms can cure the hiccups.
For everybody’s favorite power hour, we began by having our models warm up for their Topless Slam-Dunk challenge, and then drove hard to the paint for the Lowell Down. A caller challenged Mr. Skin’s assertion that Helen Hunt did not use a fake hair for her recent nude scene, so we’ll have to wait to hear from Skin about that later on in the week.
After that, we decided we needed a little bit of help judging these dunks, so we brought in our professional Pop-a-Shot champion (having defeated countless NBA stars at their own game), Ricardo Reyes. We began our topless Slam-Dunk challenge by introducing our gorgeous models, Zie, Mollie and Lindsey.
The first round began with a free-form make-your-own dunk, with Lindsey coming out on top with a high score of 24 from the judges. Next, we facilitated some comraderie by having a team alley-oop round, and then began the final imitation round, where the girls recreated (so to speak) famous contest dunks of the past from the likes of Spud Webb, Vince Carter, and of course Michael Jordan.
The results of our 4th annual Topless Slam-Dunk contest came in as… A tie! Between all three girls, because, really, how can anybody lose when they’re topless, right?
GOOD NAKED/ BAD NAKED, RETIRED STREAKER, PLAYBOY’S CYBER GIRL OF THE YEAR AND VERNE TROYER!!
This morning we heard several Good Naked/ Bad Naked stories, in fact one of them included a streaker! Mark Roberts, the world’s most prolific streaker, has stripped for the last time. For two decades, the Liverpudlian father-of-three has been the Usain Bolt of the naked dash. Mark Roberts is giving up streaking after two decades. The 48-year-old has spent 30 nights in police cells, and has streaked a total of 519 times!
Today we kicked off the Power Hour chatting with our new Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year 2013, Jennifer Vaughn! That means more pictorials and more steamy videos! This blonde bombshell who hails from Houston, Texas told us last year that she believed the Playboybrand stood for “Beautiful, empowered women,” and we believe she embodies all those qualities and so much more.
Then we talked to Larissa, the Special Events Manager from Petit Ermitage Hotel about the new Menage a Trios package. You can spoil your lovers with a night of frolicking that begins with a bottle of Champagne and two double headed lollipops. Entertain yourselves in your suite with a complimentary erotic film and a game of twister. Package starts from: $325/night including a complimentary third person and 2pm late checkout. This package will be available through the entire month of February.
Finally, we wrapped up the show catching up with our good friend,Verne Troyer. Verne gave us a recap on the 3rd annual Streamy Awards he presented. The awards show honored excellence in original online video programming and those who create it.