Tuesday Totty: Lucy Collett is the New Page 3 Idol

totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

Eleven months ago we brought you the news that the people had voted and crowned a winner, a worthy winner: Miss Lacey Banghard. Lacey won the Page 3 Idol competition, held by British tabloid newspaper The Sun, making her the next big thing among British topless models.

We now have a new next big thing—and desperately need next big things now, as we’ve bid goodbye to Sophie Howard, Peta Todd, and their respective big things. Meet Lucy Collett, winner of the latest Page 3 Idol, soon to become a fixture on The Sun‘s boob site Page3.com. This curvy ginger also models under the name Lucy Vixen for a site called xtremeplaypen.com and has appeared as a DIY Girl on the FrontArmy.com site.

Congratulations to Lucy, we’ll be seeing a lot more of her in the months and years to come.



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