Tracy Marie Braire has been modeling for 9 years, but when we asked her about her career she waved us off with a “Oh, mostly commercial and print type jobs. I was in a feature film and a TV show too.”
She’s all about the pictures she knows will make you happy. She cares about you, the viewer, not some list of credits that you might or might not recognize (you can see some at ModelMayhem). Let’s get on with the show, because she has some very interesting things to say about how you should groom your gear, when to spank her and how you should pull her hair in the heat of the moment. Yes, she likes it when you pull it, just pull it in the right way.
Hometown: Salinas, California—aka “the salad bowl.” I love my 831ers! We brought you John Steinbeck and lettuce, you’re welcome!
Current location: Los Angeles, CA
I think my best physical features are: My bone structure, waist and abs.
Men say my best physical feature is: My legs.
Tattoos: I tatted my eyeliner, top and bottom and inside of my eyelid. This way I spend less time poking myself in the eye with pencil or getting that liquid liner in my eye. I have other ink, but that one by far is the most hardcore.
My best trait is: My sense of humor.
My worst habit is: Forgetting my laundry in the dryer for a few days. If I’m lucky it dried properly, and isn’t ruined or doesn’t smell weird. Oh and I should really watch my fucking language.
I wish more men would: Understand how important the little things are to us ladies. Loving someone and showing someone you love them register as two different things to women. We need both. Remind us verbally how you feel, rub our feet, take a tub with us — to us, these things like are like what an amazing BJ is to you. When we get upset with you, often it’s not because you did something bad; it’s because you didn’t do something good.
Compliment me on: Anything as long as you are sincere. Don’t just tell me something because you think it’s what I want to hear, unless you mean it. I prefer substance — whisper “sweet somethings” rather than sweet nothings.
How much should a man groom his private parts?: Not into the totally shaved thing on guys. (On girls, yes!) Sorry to say, I don’t think shaving it makes it look much bigger, at all. Anything with a design on a dude is kinda weird, so don’t bother with the lightning bold stencil or the flying V. But at least trim it up boys, no longer than an inch of bush. I don’t want to floss while I’m, well, you know.
My grooming down there: Everything must go! I wax, because it lasts the longest and I love how smooth it feels. By the way, boys, if your lady waxes, appreciate it. I am not a wimp by any means but god does it hurt. But it’s worth the look on your face.
Favorite style of panties: Panty lines are so wrong. I wear thong or none at all; it depends where I am going or what I am doing that day.
What I like in a bra: Not that I need it really, but a little padding, because if I wear the thinner ones my headlights will be on all day long. Then some creeper will ask me, “are you cold?” — I don’t need that. I love the frilly ultra-femme styles. There is no such thing as too much glitter, rhinestones or pink!
Pet name for my boobs: Tiggy and Bitty.
What I love about my boobs: They have a nice shape, feel great and are very perky. A little bit of cleavage goes a long way; don’t under estimate these sweater puppies. They are powerful! A nice rack is like a key to the city. They get me out of trouble — speeding tickets and other jams. Tiggy and Bitty get what ever they want.
When it comes to my body, please do: Kiss and lick my neck. Massage me as much as possible! Spank me if i’m a bad girl. Pull my hair — but tug only the roots, that’s how you do it.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Tickle me, I am deathly ticklish and it’s not my fault if you get kneed in the nads. Do not be jealous of my vibrator — no, I don’t like it more than you. It’s just different; it gets the job started (or finished) and you cannot compare yourself to it. Sloppy drooly kisses — anywhere — gross me out.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Bathe between bitches. Don’t get it in the hair. Stay conscious. Never compare body parts of your lover to another in bed. Don’t cuddle a fuck buddy.
Physical feature I like to show off: Cleavage, legs and abs, but only two at a time. Well, ok, maybe that’s not true — sometimes I will flaunt all of the above. Depends where I am going, the weather,or if i’m planning on sexual contact.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Something be painted on that wouldn’t be very warm or leave much to the imagination. It would require pasties, and bending over in it, or walking up stairs, would cause indecent exposure. Oh no!
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: A fun costume, but for the last time already, stay in character!
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Shiny things with lots of karats.
My favorite physical feature on a man: The lower abdominals on a guy who’s really cut. And eyes!
A man will impress me if: He remembers half the crazy shit I say. Getting me flowers “just because,” instead of when he’s f’ed something up or it’s a hoilday.
A man will turn me on if: He is intelligent, articulate, and funny. Sexy is subjective. I would rather have a “cute guy” who treats me right than a “hottie” who is a shallow womanizer.
A man will disappoint me if: He’s not who I thought he was.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Let me DJ in the car; music is one of the most important things to me. Hearing a song I love that I haven’t heard in a while can totally make my day. Also, you can give me your french fries; I inhale them so fast I get hiccups. My mom used to bribe me with fries.
I will not even give you a second look if: You look weak physically or you are too cocky — I find that a big overinflated ego is usually covering up major insecurities. I’m also not interested if you have something really small below the waist and between the legs.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: One guy said to me — and these were the first words out of his mouth — “I’m gonna be honest I just got out of jail…” This was right in front of my school. I was trying to get to class, and running fashionably late. I politely turned him down. Then he asked me for five bucks — such a winner! Then we fell in love and have been ever since. Not.
I will sleep with you when: I feel like it and am attracted to you on a few vital levels.
I will never sleep with you if: You creep me out or remind me of someone I despise.
Don’t you dare: Read my unfinished lyrics or diary! I would feel so violated and embarrassed.
I am the ideal woman because: I’m a guy’s girl. Except for beer — I don’t do beer. I don’t really drink much actually. I enjoy adult films. I love basketball and am a Lakers fan. (I’m trying to stay optimistic about a threepeat.) I can hang and I think like a guy. I currently am in school and one of the few girls on campus. My cartman imperssionation is “sweet.”
I need a man who can: Remember what I say! I really do hate how I have to reiterate some things — way too many, actually, basic common sense stuff — that I wish a partner would just think to do on his own. It’s less special when I have to remind someone to ever ask how I’m doing, or to talk to me and make me feel special. Massage me when I’m hurting, et cetera — I could go on.
In my opinion, astrology is: Fun! I love to read my horoscope. I am such a Virgo. I don’t necessarily live my life by it, but sometimes my horoscope is just too dead-on to be a concidence. So maybe they are on to something.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My rainbow order, color coded closet. It makes it so much easier to figure out what to wear.
My philosophy of love: It’s a verb. It is or it isn’t. It’s not logical.
My philosophy of sex: Sex serves two purposes. Procreation and recreation. Both are equally important. Experimenting is perfectly natural and healthy — that’s why they invented college. Repression of these urges is denying yourself. Masturbation is good. Everyone has a fetish. You might not even know you have one, or maybe you know you have one but don’t really understand it because you never let yourself try it. I have a fetish that I didn’t think was a fetish — I just knew that a particular thing would always arouse me. I realized that if I never tried it out in bed, I’d be depriving myself. Because just thinking about this thing makes me orgasm nearly instantly. People get on their moral high horse trip too often, and the reason is usually that they need to get laid more. Wrap it before you tap it.
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I have Playmate potential. I’m pretty sure it wouId sell well. Naked is a good look for me. And just saying “I was a Playboy centerfold” — it has a nice ring to it.