I love a babe contest, and there’s a barn-burner going on with some truly gorgeous girls over at Two In The Shirt. The leader in the T.I.T.S. Model of the Year competition is Taylor Vixen, pictured below, with nearly 27% of the vote:

That’s a believable front-runner, particularly in this competition; Taylor (a Penthouse Pet of the Year) has a pair of the most remarkable natural breasts I’ve ever seen. Who’s in second place — wait, don’t tell me, is it Brittany Dailey?

No, Brittany has 1.27% of the vote.

How about the ever popular Suelyn Medeiros?

After all, readers at TMZ voted her hotter than Bar Refaeli, surely she must be up there with Taylor.

Nope, Suelyn has 0.46% of the vote. Not forty-six percent; it’s zero-point-four-six percent. Less than half of one percent.

Ok, is it Monique Minor? Monique would be a worthy runner-up:

No, it’s not Monique. She currently has 0.2% of the vote. That is one-fifth of one percent.

How about Natalin Avci, the hottest Turk?

No, Natalin has 0.12% of the vote.

Alissa Rae Ross?

Don’t ask. Kea Ho?

No. Really don’t ask.

But are Alissa and Kea (and the rest of these) really so infinitely less hot than Taylor Vixen? No — this isn’t a ranking of hotness, this is democracy in action. Whoever gets the most votes wins. Taylor is winning because her fans have shown up to the polls. So have the fans of the girls trailing her in second, third, and fourth place, not that you will necessarily recognize their names. Those would be Ashalynn Marie, who is really neck-and-neck with Taylor:

Stefani Chapman, at 12%:

And Tahiti Cora, at 8%:

I’m not putting them down — I say kudos to them for getting the vote out. Can they hang in there and make a respectable showing? Can Stefani Chapman beat Taylor Vixen?

I don’t know. I do know that if either Lisa Ann (145,000 Twitter followers) or Angel Porrino (155,000 Twitter followers) really starts giving a shit about this, the rest of the field is dead meat.

Dead, very pretty meat. Wait, that didn’t come out right.

Enjoy these pictures of Ashalynn, Stefani and Tahiti: