If you’re looking for the perfect unwrappable, consider Tiffany Crystal. Tiffany Crystal is beautiful, precious, and best of all always fits.
No, no, we don’t mean crystal vases or objets d’art bought from Tiffany & Co. That would be a totally dumb-ass last minute gift suggestion! It is way too late to buy some super expensive artsy fartsy thing — you gotta allow a week for them to ship that stuff, bro. If you need a gift for your lady and you haven’t got one yet, you might be screwed at this point.
Tiffany Crystal is a Cyber Girl and she took these last-minute Christmas-y pictures as a gift to YOU. Follow her on Twitter at @Tiff_Crystal.
Here’s to Christmas wishes — particularly Tiffany’s (see below) — coming true.
Have you been naughty or nice this year?
That depends, which one gets me more presents?
What do you want most for Christmas?
Well my #1 Christmas wish already came true (I can’t reveal it yet though) so I guess the next on my list would be more awesome sex. Ho, ho, ho!
What is your favorite food at Christmas?
Gingerbread cookies! I made a batch every year since kindergarten and would bring them in to my class. They’re still my most favorite holiday treat!
Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet?
Since I’m moving to California January 2, I’m not exchanging gifts, instead just making some yummy homemade candies and other goodies.
What is your favorite Christmas song?
“Santa Baby.” Although Justin Bieber’s Christmas album totally blew my mind! (Not really.)
What is your favorite Christmas movie?
How the Grinch Stole Christmas — the cartoon version! And yesterday, I was surprised with the most amazing Grinch pajamas! The old fashion zip-up onesie with Grinch feet — sexy, right?
What is your best memory of Christmas?
I have a lot of cousins, so one year my uncle had bought a ton of these little Nerf guns, and my entire family, including the parents and grandparents, played this massive Nerf gun battle! Might sound silly, but it was so much fun!
What do you look forward to most at Christmas?
The gingerbread cookies — I told you I love them — and all the get-togethers and parties!
What are you doing for Christmas this year?
I have a few holiday parties to go to, and then Christmas Eve I’m getting together with family for dinner, and then Christmas day I’ll have a big lunch with one side of the family and then travel to see the other half of the family for a big dinner and presents! Then food coma.
Who do you want to kiss under the mistletoe?
Some girl-on-girl with Jessica Vaugn.
What kind of Christmas tree do you have?
A little one! We always had a real tree growing up, but now that I live on my own a small little tree works just perfect for me.
Have you ever had a white Christmas?
No, I am a born and raised Florida girl. It is seriously 80 degrees outside right now.
Do you still get a stocking?
I do, and it is my favorite part of Christmas day. My Mom would fill it with random little things. And it was always a surprise! But I would also get the occasional socks or toothbrush stuffed in there.
How many Christmas cards do you normally send out?
This was my first year sending out any, and I think I sent about 20?
What is your Christmas wish?
I wish that next Christmas I can look back and be as happy and thankful as I am this year. Oh, and that I will be able to be naked in Playboy again.