This Week’s 6 Sexiest Ads

1. Ashely Greene Gets ‘Nude’ For LifeWater

JUST LIKE GOSSIP GIRL’S Jessica Szohr did last year, Twilight’s Ashley Green got naked and painted for Sobe LifeWater. Of the work, Green said, “It took the artist 12 hours to paint the scales on each skinsuit, but it was totally worth it. It’s an experience I’ll never forget.” Yes, Ashley. It’s an experience we’ll never forget either.

2. You Wish You Were in Bed With Candace Boucher

Or at least you will after you watch this commercial. Dressed in peach-colored lingerie, Candace enters a bedroom, drops her robe, gives us a view of her in sexy lingerie, slowly approaches a bed and then rolls across it in a way that, well, gets your mind moving in a certain direction. Remember, though. This is only a commercial. In real life, Candace probably wants nothing to do with you. Luckily this is only a commercial and you can let your mind travel wherever you please as you watch.

3. Dating Site Booth Babes Gathered for Your Viewing Pleasure

Having been in the advertising business for quite some time, we’ve made it to many a conference at which the vaunted booth babe is ever present. Last week, we were in San Francisco for a conference called ad:tech. At that conference, two dating sites, and iBallers, had their booth directly opposite one another. Cunning as we are when it comes to maximizing the available hotness for your reading pleasure, we asked the and iBallers booth babes to pose together. We think you will agree the hotness quotient is quite high. Yes, we know. You are very welcome.

4. Kate Upton’s Boobs Now Selling DirecTV

We didn’t think it was possible but we might, in fact, be getting bored with Kate Upton flaunting her 34D’s for just about every brand under the sun. The latest display of Upton’s cleavage comes courtesy of DirecTV which is out with this very odd commercial that’s not really about anything at all… except the flaunting of Kate’s hotness. And her boobs. Well, she is on a beach and she is wearing a bikini. And she does have big boobs. It can’t be all bad, right?

5. Oh, the Horror! Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Digital Breast Reduction!

This story’s been making the rounds in the ad world over the last week or so. An ad promoting her new Lifetime show, The Client List, features JLH’s bulging cleavage. But a version of the ad that appeared in Entertainment Weekly was digitally altered to reduced the size of her breasts and cover them a bit more. Unaware of the alteration, JLH said, ” Somebody sent me a copy of the photograph, and I was like, ‘Um, what happened?’ I’m not quite sure what’s going on, but apparently somebody wanted me to have a boob reduction.” JLH has always been proud of her 36Cs saying, “They’ve always served me well.”

6. Huge-breasted Cheerleaders Promote Movie

Here’s a classic. You know you’ve got a winning YouTube video campaign when you have guys leaving comments like, “I want to see her doing you from behind” and “I confess I just busted a nut.” In this video series which promoted the 2007 movie The Comebacks, we have Amy, a big breasted cheerleader who has recruited her near equally big breasted friend, Cindy, to help call attention to the movie by having…a locker room catfight. You can view the entire series here [ad link:]. And you should. It’s mesmerizing.

Steve Hall publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point.

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