We live for this shit. Let’s not beat around the bush about that. We LIVE for the hilarious shit that goes down all over our feeds every day. (Maybe especially Mondays.) And this week the video crazy was at red alert. We got nutters and hooters and potty-mouthed entitled chicks at the Dunkin’. We got nudity and grave robbers. That’s why we called this week red alert. We got the gamut. It wasn’t just kittens. No sirree.
Here are our four favorite moments of Internet insanity the week threw up at us.
FLORIDA’S ASSHOLE DUNKIN’ DONUTS CUSTOMER
This girl. Her name is Taylor Chapman and she was on one motherfuggin’ entitled mission at the donut shop last weekend.
NAKED GYMNASTICS MAN AT SUBWAY STATION
Our question is this: How do you get to the subway station with no clothes on to begin with? Like did dude leave the house with no pants on? Or did he stealth-ditch them someplace on the way?
Turns out Mr. Scary Acrobatic on the Turnstiles Nekkid here’s a carnie who freaked out. Huh. Who’d have thunk? Everybody? Yeah. So. Anyway. Nekkid acrobat!
EVERYTHING IS EVERYTHING
This is strangely satisfying. We don’t know why. Sometimes the Internet is mysterious like that.
GRAVE ROBBING? HUH
The Elvis-lovin’ tanning addict sometimes model, Trisha “Grindhouse Barbie” Paytas maybe doesn’t know that much about necrophilia, but it’s cute how she tries to have it? Sorta cute. Funny? WTF? Mostly it’s WTF.