This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

Okay, Okay. Maybe this isn’t technically a sexy ad. At least in the sense it doesn’t feature humans. But the plants in this ad for Russian beer Redd sure do look sexy and they sure are having fun. Lots of moaning. Lot’s of thrusting. Everything you’d expect in a sexy ad. Check it out. We’re just going to call it flower porn.

Fiat Girl, Catrinel Menghia, Gets Topless

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

We were first introduced to Catrinel Menghia in November 2011 when she appeared in a Fiat ad that would ultimately air during the 2012 Super Bowl. At the time, Menghia was simply known as The Fiat Girl, that hot woman who made a man dumbfounded with her beauty. What a difference a year makes. Famous in all parts of the world now, Menghia continues her work for Fiat.

This time around, she appears topless, thanks to a scorpion, to tout the topless Fiat 500 Abarth Cabrio. As the camera slowly slide its way up her legs, over her butt and across her back, a scorpion works its way up to the back of her bikini top and, as the voiceover says, “small, wicked and now…topless,” yes, clips her bikini strap so she, too, becomes topless. What a witty analogy. Never seen that one before.

The Weirdest (and Hottest) Toothpaste Commercial You Will EVER See

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

This is a really, really, really weird commercial. It’s for toothpaste but you’d never know that when you first watch it or without having first seen the video’s title. In what is likely NSFW (though no nudity), a man and a woman return home from an evening out and proceed to go at each other as if neither of them have had sex in over a year. The intensity builds, the passion mounts and…well…just watch it all the way to the end.

Ann Summers Sexes Things Up with ‘Christmas for Grownups’

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

Christmas has always been a time of joy and celebration for families the world over, but lingerie and sex toy retailer, Ann Summers, wants us all to know Christmas is also very much for adults.

In a new video, Ann Summers celebrates the joy of lingerie and what happens when adults celebrate Christmas. It is very joyful, to say the least.

Advertising the Obvious: Lingerie Makes 20-year-old Hot Girls Look Hot

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

Okay. Let’s just cut through the crap and get to the nut. When you’re name is Nina Agdal and you are a 20-year-old model — or, for that matter, any 20-year-old — you’re going to look hot in lingerie. In fact, you’re going to look hot in just about anything you wear even if it’s the proverbial potato sack.

So when Agdal frolicks about in this new commercial for Aerie telling viewers they’ll look sexy in Aerie lingerie it’s, well, a no-brainer.

Cancer Survivor, Sylvie van der Vaart, Models for Dutch Lingerie Campaign

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

Dutch model Sylvie van der Vaaret, 34 and wife to Hamburger SV midfielder Rafael van der Vaart, is back is back to work after being given a clean bill of health following a bout with breast cancer in 2009. See? Models’ lives are just as difficult as the rest of our lives. Check out these images she appears in for Dutch lingerie brand Hunkenmoeller.

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

This Week in Sexy Ads: Flower Porn Promotes Russian Beer, Fiat Girl Catrinel Menghia Gets Topless + Plenty More

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