The Playboy Radio Show… and Tell!

Thursday 5/16/13

Happy Thirsty Thursday, everybody! This weekly holiday helps the world get by, and serves as an early Friday. Who can argue with that?

We kicked off the show today by talking with Mr. Skin! Our old friend talked with us about what’s “good” in the world of TV and Film this week, and there were few surprises (unless you’ve been Unabomber status out in the woods or something): Nurse Jackie and Game of Thrones were the main topics of conversation. One thing that was very out of the ordinary was an artist’s conception of a nude Bea Arthur. So there’s that.

After that, we broke down the news in The Lowell Down. Stories this week included a cop getting stuck up a tree along with a kitten, underwear that hides your crack (how novel), and the continuing saga of the Mars expedition that has to date gotten applications from over 78,000 willful astronauts.

Following that, we had a lovely little Skype-enger Hunt with our cyber girl Kella Dawn. Kella is a brunette now, and did very well in finding small g-strings and ice around her home. Well played, indeed.

Next, we got our thinking caps out and brought in the super sexy Krystin and Samantha to play a round of Hefardy! The categories ranged from Female Body Parts to US Geography, and the ladies tested their knowledge all while bearing their bodies. Don’t ever say they’re a one-trick pony.

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Wednesday 5/15/13

Happy Hump Day, everybody! For those of you who weren’t able to watch the show live on Playboy TV or listen in on playboyradio.com, there’s still hope. We’ll let you know what happened, have no fear.

Our entire show today was devoted to our new queen-among-mortals:Raquel Pomplun. In case you’ve been living under a rock, Raquel is our newest Playmate of the Year 2013! She was Miss April 2012, and now she’s been giving Playboy’s highest honor. She got $100,000 AND a new Jaguar F-type, and we just couldn’t be more proud… Sorry, we promised ourselves we wouldn’t cry.

She also happens to be the first Mexican-American PMOY, and we had Maurice, our nervous Mexican IT guy, try to express his excitement at his people finally having such a great honor. At press time, he’s still trying to spit it out, so don’t hold your breath.

From here, we brought in four beautiful models: Krissy, Samantha, Danielle, and Gigi. These ladies would love to be in Raquel’s shoes (but who wouldn’t ), and so we gave them our own sort of PMOY Boot Camp, right here in the Mini Mansion. We put each girl through the model-wringer in four separate challenges while they fought to keep their sexy composure. Raquel gave each of them super helpful tips as they conquered the “Sour Shower,” “Hot Rod/Hot Pepper,” “Extreme Weather,” and “Who’s in the Bed?” It really makes you respect models more. There’s more to it than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

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Tuesday 5/14/13

Welcome to Tuesday! Let’s get to re-capping this show…

We started today off by Skype-ing someone who’s been in the news a good deal lately: the ex-English teacher turned model Victoria James. This Floridian lost her job when racy pictures of her surfaced online, as she was supplementing her lowly teacher’s salary by modeling on the side. According to her, this publicity might just be the best thing that’s happened to her, as her career is now just starting to take off, as she takes off her clothes.

Next, we welcomed into the studio comedian Finesse Mitchell, who is promoting a new show on TBS called “Who Gets the Last Laugh?”. That airs tonight at 10/9c so be sure to check that out! Finesse has also been on SNL and is constantly touring and doing stand-up.

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After that we brought in our lovely models Bianca, Jade, and Erica to compete in our Coochie Casino, where Kevin, Andrea, and Finesse all fed their horrible gambling addiction and bet on which girls did certain activities. It went back and forth, but the house always wins, and somehow the girls all ended up without even the clothes they walked in with. Let that be a lesson about betting, children.

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Monday 5/13/13

Happy Monday, everybody! We’re ready to start another sexy week here in the Mini Mansion, and we hope you will join us.

We started the show off today by welcoming back ol’-what’s-his-name, Karl. I mean, Kevin. Yes! Kevin’s back from his Panamanian Adventures in whore-land, and gave us the scoop on how they do things waaay south of the border. Apparently, if you’re looking for an all-expenses prostitute vacay spot, then Panama is the country for you.

Enough about that! It’s the day after Mother’s Day, and we’ve invented our own little holiday tradition here at the Morning Show: M.I.L.F’s Day. It happens the day after Mother’s Day, and it celebrates all those hot moms out there in the world. Strap yourselves in, it’s about to get Oedipal.

Firstly, we called up one of the hottest moms on the planet (and not just because she lives in Florida): Jamie Edmonson. You may remember Jamie from such things as the January 2010 edition of Playboy Magazine, and also Your Dreams. We called her on the phone and had her give us an idea of what it’s like to be both a Playmate and Play-date-mate (it’s a stretch, but we’re sticking to it). Everything from baby weight, to breastfeeding were discussed, and let’s just say, it sounds like this bunny has got this mothering thing down.

Following that, we welcomed into the studio some MILFs of our own: the beautfiul Lindsey and Nicole. These hot little mamas came in and participated in a stroller obstacle course, a mom-next-door striptease, every stereotype you can think of, we had them do that for you. It only comes once a year, so we had to squeeze as much in as possible. What?

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Friday 5/10/13

Happy Friday, folks! The weekend is nigh! Exclamation points!!! Ok, calm down. We still have a few things to do before the weekend. Like this show:

We had the distinct pleasure, no, the HONOR of welcoming back our guest host Mark Long for another fine Morning Show today, and he did a fantastic job of it. Well played, sir.

The only bad news today is that it’s the final day in “Celebrate Your/The Clitoris” week but there’s still time, so get to it! Today, we learned that there’s over 8000 sensory nerve endings in the clitoris, which is double of what is found at the most sensitive place on the penis. Damn son.

Next, we talked to Robin Leach who, as you know, is representing VegasDeluxe.com, and he dropped some knowledge on us, Vegas-style. This weekend, there’s a super cool Micheal Jackson show going on, and a new reality series set in Mandalay Bay called “Model Employee.” It’s got guilty pleasure written all over it.

From there, we ran through the Week In Sex, where we broke down what (and who) went down in this crazy world of ours. According to our studies, a woman shot a man (to death!) because he had naked pictures of her, and it only got weirder from there.

To round out this wonderful Friday morning, we brought in the lovelyAmberSarah, and Miranda to play a little game we lovingly call “Fan-demonium,” where the girls tested their knowledge of college sex survey trivia versus the various levels of fans giving their flowing skirts the Monroe treatment. You can only guess where it went from there.

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