Henry Rollins, Girl on Girl Cock Fighting, Casino Robberies, Memorial Day Pool Parties, and Fried Chicken.
Andrea has gone overboard celebrating National Masturbation Month. Two times yesterday? She explained that she will give herself the “wiggle test” to see if she is ready to “go again.”
We chatted with “Mr. Las Vegas,” Robin Leach, about the recent robbery attempt at The Bellagio. He told us that Vegas Casino robberies are rare, and that even attempting it can result in life in prison. Kevin and Andrea contemplated how they would rob one when in Vegas for the upcoming Topless Pool Tour.
Speaking of casinos, we spoke with Adam Levin, author of the Playboy article, The Underground Casinos of Paris, about the members-only casinos in Paris, France. Legal or not, they sound like a good time.
Before TRUCKING OUR FACE with food from The Ludo Truck, Henry Rollins joined us to talk about his new show on Nat Geo Wild,Animal Underground. He drank snake bile, cow urine, and went to cock fights. We tried to turn cock-fighting into a sexy competition by having naked girls covered with balloons attempt to peck the balloons off of one another. Henry Rollins said it was one of the more ridiculous things he’d seen. We’ll let you be the judge.
Andrea ended the show by giving a topless salute to our troops, and introduced her new move, The Topless Grenade Launcher. Have a great Memorial Day Weekend
This morning we spoke with Kerri Dobson, a woman who collected twenty-one post-sex mementos! Kerri shared her thoughts on why she liked to keep these mementos after her sexual experiences with her men. Check out lovesceneonline.com where she also writes her stories.
In the new June 2012 issue of Playboy, Pat Jordan the author of “Armed and Dangerous” told us he is packing heat 24/7. Pat tests the limits of open-carry laws in towns near Atlanta, but according to him, the new spin on gun control is uncomfortable.
After giving producer Gina many clues on what “Skee-Ball” is, Eric Pavony the co- founder of BrewskeeBall gave her a better explanation! He started BrewskeeBall, the first-ever national skee-ball league and owns Full Circle Bar, the league’s national home in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. He created The BEEB, an obscure sports festival taking place this Memorial Day weekend to take the childhood game of skee-ball to an unprecedented and unthinkable stage. Now Gina wants to play!
The Power Hour:
We kicked off the Power Hour with Mr. Skin as he shared which TV Series has the most nudity! “Magic City” was rated to have the most nude scenes of 2012!
Jay Larson entered the Mini- Mansion today for some fun. He will also be at The Laugh Factory at 10pm for Laughs, Camera, Action! If you are in town go see him tonight! While he is awake he is usually telling jokes to other human beings, sometimes they are in the form of an audience, sometimes they are just random people, but he is always making people laugh.
Jaron made his Fifty Shades of Black TV debut today! Kevin and Andrea were disappointed with his sex tip of the day.
We ended the show with a sexy Battle of the Babes Pubic Showdown! Returning champion Cody Cameron’s landing strip took on Jillisa Lynn’s shaved Ladyland! Round one was pretty physical when Jillisa and Cody had a hula hoop competition. Cody had some major hula hooping skills she showed off. Round two, Jillisa and Cody had 11 seconds to answer questions while jumping on a trampoline. It was a tie!
Stay tuned for Battle of the Babes next Thursday!
That’s right! PROM. Did you have a horrible prom experience? Did your date ditch you for the foreign exchange student? Parents make you come home early? Maybe you had to take your cousin, because no one else appreciated your whole Star Wars idea…
Well, we’re going to make it up to you – Playboy style!
The Playboy Morning Show and Playboy TV are hosting the First Annual PLAYBOY PROM! We’re giving those of you with prom horror stories the chance for an EXCLUSIVE do-over! Celebrity chaperones, dancing with Playmates, body painted dresses, spiked punch and more…including the first ever live performance fromAndrea Lowell’s alter-ego, Lady Gag Gag!
And YOU could be there! Simply send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and tell us why you need a prom do-over! We’re giving away tickets THIS WEEK, so if you haven’t already sent us your sob story, do it now!
Trust us. This will RULE.
We started off this morning by talking with two of our Playboy Social finalists for May 2012. Nicole and Taryn went head-to-head talking about their experiences so far and why they should win! Visit PlayboyMissSocial.com to cast your vote!
The Power Hour:
We introduced our newest Playmate Miss June 2012 Amelia Talon, who stopped by the Mini Mansion. Amelia loves to be nude and has felt that way since she was 3 years old. Her sexy curves led us into Who Knows a Playmate’s Body Best: Kevin, Andrea or Amelia?
Our tan and big-breasted model Danielle Robinson competed against the not-so-shy Aubrey Roe for a round of “Know it Or Show It.” We got to see it all, gigantic breasts, hot bodies, and beautiful women all at once! Check it out.
A woman was fired from her job at a Manhattan lingerie distributor for being too sexy! Two days after getting hired in April, the supervisor of the business in the garment district told the woman the owners were not happy. Apparently her boobs were too much of a distraction.
A new Anchorman 2 trailer has been released and is fueling major excitement for the new movie. The trailer went viral this past week, and introduced the world to the men of the famous San Diego news team once again.
The Power Hour:
The Legendary cinema badass Danny Trejo joined us in the Mini Mansion! Make sure to check out his latest film “Ranchero” out on DVD today. Danny will be heading over to Texas in June to begin filming for Machete 2! We give a big thanks to Indican Pictures for bringing Mr. Trejo to the studio!
Ending the show with Sex Myth Busters, the twins had to test out different types of sleeping arrangements and rate the best for comfort and sex!
Kevin woke up feeling extra nice today when he brought Andrea a trash bag full of bathing suits. Andrea modeled her favorite one piece that resembled something out of a carnival.
Hef revealed his secret to longevity by eating similar meals everyday. Hef prefers fried chicken, pot roast, and lamb chops followed by his favorite oatmeal cookies! Is that the secret to Hef’s healthy lifestyle?
On the phone we spoke with Ingolf Matthee, CEO of Dornbracht Americas about the new horizontal shower. For the first time, the horizontal shower permits showering using the ambiance tuning technique while reclining. The application combines six water bars recessed into a broad shower field above a reclining space.
The Power Hour:
We kicked off the Power Hour with the writer of Family Guy, and tweeting king of comedy, Alec Sulkin. He joined us for Playboy’s Top Tweets vs. Playboy’s Top Teats – a Tweet-off with Alec and our two lovely models, Desiree and Alyssa!
We brought a new weather girl into the studio, Chelsea Brooke, who gave us a Five Day Filthy Forecast. It was hot! Chelsea and Desireerecreated the Annular eclipse!
Mandii and returning winner Mishka also dropped by the Mini-Mansion to play fandemonium!