Howdy there, Playboy Morning Show faithful! Here’s what went down in the Mini Mansion today.
For starters, we talked to super tough female UFC fighter Ronda Rousey, only to find out that not only is she still having sex before every fight, but now she’s trying to gain weight by eating buffalo wings and pie.Being an MMA fighter is starting to sound pretty awesome, right?
We exited the Octagon and went into the fabulous world of Playbay, where Playboy-themed paraphernalia is on the market. Today we had everything from an ashtry, leather pants, and even two (!) working pinball machines, all decked out with our little bunny.
After a grueling Pun on Pun session with Mr. Skin, we moved on to a game we like to call “Truth or Bare.” For this game we brought out our lovely models Mariela, Charlotte, and Kimberly to try and convince Kevin and Andrea that the story they’re reading belongs to them. It was a close match and hard to tell who came out on top, but, whenever people lose clothes everyone wins.
What a wild ride today’s show was! Whoa, loads of crazy stuff went down, so let’s get right to it, shall we?
We started things off by congratulating Holly Madison on having her baby! Then we investigated the meaning of “transvaginal” (it has nothing to do with crossing the Atlantic, apparently) and introduced Kevin’s new brand of cologne: “Nothing.” After that, we heard from Amanda Chatel who gave us the rundown on how to prepare for your first orgy, and how she got started with her multiple partner experimentation in a “romp” with two French men. You’d be surprised how many orgies start that way.
From there, we moved the discussion away from orgies and into the land of bondage (but more on that later…). We then went Playwalking with a Playmate, and brought in comedian Ian Bagg, who has his own show on Sirius XM channel 160, and he helped us go through the Lowell Down.
This power hour was something a little bit different from what we’re used to… but we liked it. We had Ian stay with us and also brought in Robert Davi, from “The Goonies” and “James Bond” villainy fame, to promote his new Frank Sinatra album, tour, and new movie “Ice Man.”
From there, we turned the Mini Mansion into a bonafide dungeon, as we brought in icy dominatrix Princess Donna Dolore, from the show “Public Sex, Private Lives.” As her assistant we brought in the awesomely hot Brina to have Donna demonstrate how some of these props work. We even got to get Kevin and Andrea involved in a test of the “shocker!”
Even Ian helped out a little bit (but can you blame him?). All in all, it was a fantastic celebration of 50 years of “Bond”-age.
Good morning, good morning! We had a great show for you today, and we’re here to recap it just to say we told you so. So here we go: We kicked things off this fine day by discussing Early Johnson’s collection of porn with callers, and then checked in with Scott Alexander, for our games and gadgets segment. The highlight was the sexy new Tesla 4-door concept car. After that, we chatted with Jose Mariano Lopez, CEO of Zero2Infinity, and rocket scientist who you can read more about in the March issue of Playboy.
We moved into our next hour with a call from Windell Middlebrooks,who talked about his show “Body of Proof” which returns tonight on ABC, so check your local listings for that awesome program. From here, we came upon the topic hereinafter referred to as “Vasectomies in March,” which began when we discussed Willy Staley’s article in this month’s Playboy about why ’tis the season to get snipped.
Continuing with the March issue of Playboy, which you should definitely check out on shelves everywhere, we brought in the lovely Miss March, Ashley Doris, the very first Playmate from Connecticut (about time, right?). We asked the super smokin’-hot Molly to help us out with our Playmate Pick-Six, and had Ashley pick questions off of her body and allow us to get to know her better (like, why all her ex’s flee to Canada, or why getting picked up in elevators is the way to go).
Following that, we brought in Brandi Glanville, former housewife of Beverly Hills and current “New York Times” number one best-selling author of the book “Drinking and Tweeting.” She did make the worst-dressed list at the Oscars, but she’s also a huge proponent of the power of vaginal rejuvenation, so we feel like we can forgive her. To close out the show we brought in an ER medical doctor, and a NASA scientist to join Brandi and put their expertise up against Ashley in our segment, Are You Smarter Than Miss March? It was a well-fought battle of wits, but in the end, our Playmate proved that she’s more than just a pretty face.
We’re back! That’s right, we’re back from our week-long vacation and we’re all better tanned for it. But, back to the grind, as they say, and what a grind we had today (if you catch our drift).
We started today’s show off by talking with Skinny Vinny about his love life, and then Andrea filled us with her orgasm recap from our week away (from a rental car passenger seat, a Vegas shower, and everywhere in-between), which Kevin followed with a harrowing tale of smoking too much pot and getting paranoid.
Following that, we plugged the Belmont Stakes “Place Your Bets” sweepstakes that you can find out more about at Playboy.com. After this, we dove right into our Good Naked/Bad Naked stories, had Kevin call his mom, and discuss the “mistress school,” which instructs wives on how to be good mistresses. Moms need to take classes sometimes, too.
For the power hour today, we tried to satisfy both mind and body by doing mental and physical “exercises.” For the mental portion, we brought in author and sexologist Jaiya, who can literally think herself to orgasm, to coach us on how we can too! Lucky us. She says that mental orgasms are the top rated, so we put her theory to the test and brought out our lovely models Jennie and Chelsie to try her techniques right here in the studio.
But that’s only half the story. For the physical portion of our workout we brought in Owen McKibbon to demonstrate “The Rack,” a weightlifting device that you can use to tone any part of your body, which our models demonstrated as well. Finally, we brought mental and physical together to do some post-workout thinking/breathing/orgasm-ing just to really synthesize both parts of the “exercise” show. Phew.