The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell!

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Thursday 1/23/14

Happy Thirsty Thursday, everyone. If you need some hot ladies in your life, you’ve come to the right place.

We started this Thursday like we start most Thursdays: by talking with Mr. Skin, purveyor of all kinds of celebrity nudity. We enjoy his puns and pics, and if you want to see more, be sure to check out his website.

After that, we welcomed in esteemed author, self-made millionaire, and 90-year-old gentleman Dan Horowitz aka “Pillow Dan.” Dan’s book “The Pillow Treatment” came out a few years ago, and since then, he’s been a favorite guest of our show and we decided to check in with him and see how the good life is going. Dan’s doing fine out in Vegas, but we realized he never had a proper book signing, so our eager models Jenna, Helenea, and  Lauren came in to have him sign their copies of the book, their personal pillows, and even their own bodies. Dan was more than happy to oblige.

Next, we read some excerpts from Dan’s book (“The Pillow Treatment,” available on Amazon), and then took some reviews we found online and read those, too. We’re all about promoting literacy here on the Morning Show.

We took a short break, and then it was time for Pillow Talk with Pillow Dan, where the girls sat on a bed and asked Dan some personal questions and got his advice. Dan has years and years of experience, and boiled most things down to either buying his book or coming home with him to his backyard. Simple instructions, but if he made it to 90, we’ll take his word to the bank.

Finally, we had Dan referee a good ol’ fashioned pillow fight. The color commentary from him was a bit lacking, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t paying attention… In fact, it’s probably the opposite. If you want to be more like Dan, and hear about his amazing life, give his book a read… It might just change your life.

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Wednesday 1/22/14

Happy Middle of the Week! The time glass is officially half full. Or half empty, depending on your outlook.

We started the show off today by doing a Pubic Service Announcement. We feel it’s our duty to keep as many pubic regions safe as possible, so we let you know that pubic-grooming-related injuries are on the rise in all age brackets, so be careful, pay attention, and take your time. Don’t become a statistic.

Next, we continued our Sextra Points, making sure that you’re up-to-date on all the football terms and definitions so that you can look like a certified football guru at your Super Sunday party. Today’s words were “field goal” and “fumble.” You’re welcome.

After that, we Skype’d with Darla, who is a nudist who was recently evicted from her home in her colony when she voiced her concern at the nudists around her engaging in crazy sex acts all over the place. Usually, we’d say doing that stuff is perfectly fine, but in the nudist community, there’s a time and a place, even more than our boring clothes-on world, so we’re inclined to agree with her on this one.

Throughout the show today, we took a poll on which style of underwear men prefer to see on their ladies. The options were: bikini, thong, boy shorts, and commando. As could be expected, commando took the lead right out of the gate and held on for the entire show. Men are so predictable.

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We took a short break and then welcomed in Bradley Lords, from the Showtime series “Gigolos.” Bradley is, in real life, a gigolo who goes on dates with women for money. Sounds like a job any man would envy, but it takes a certain breed of handsome gent to pull in the high-profile clientele Bradley and his company see. We talked to him about what it’s like going out in Vegas with different women every night, and why women pay for the boyfriend treatment.

Finally, we had our models Chelsea, Toryn, Hailee, and Chloe come in and play a game where they guessed how much it would cost them to spend certain amounts of time with Bradley. Based on his answers, it sounds like he’s doing pretty well for himself. Both financially and otherwise.

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Tuesday 1/21/14

Happy Tuesday, ya’ll. We had a real barn burner today, which we don’t really understand, but somebody said was good so we’ll take it.

We began things by looking at another one of our fine Sextra Points, to help the less-football-conscious get to know some key terms before your inevitable Super Sunday party. Come for the guac, stay for the talk.

After that, we showed the first of many of our Just the Tip: Sick Sex segments, where we help you get over the cold and flue season the Playboy way: sweat it, ride it, and sex it out. Our lovely modelsVictoriaKaysee, and Justina showed off their doctor skills and also some fine bedroom remedies for what ails you. We’ll take their treatment any day.

Following those helpful tidbits, we talked on the phone with Nicholas Sweeney, the director of the British documentary “Secrets of the Living Dolls,” which chronicles people who put on what they call a “second skin.” It’s super interesting behavior and Nicholas dove right in to what he discovered in this very secretive world. Don’t confuse this film with those Chucky movies they put out every Halloween.

We took a break and came back with some more Points and Tips to keep the information rolling, and then put on our lab coats and safety glasses for some Sex MythBusters! Today’s myth we tested was whether hot girls get hornier when their temperature goes up or when it goes down. First we cooled off our ladies and showed them things that make women get riled up, and then we had them huddle together for warmth to see if their opinions changed. We’re not sure if this follows the scientific method, but we don’t care, we had fun doing it; and that’s what science is all about.

Monday 1/20/14

Another week, another set of Playboy Morning Shows. Let’s roll ‘em out!

Today’s show started off with a tease for our Super-tacular Tailgate Special, which airs on Super Sunday February 2nd. This segment is called “Sextra Point,” and features some football terminology for you to brush up on so that you don’t look like a doofus while watching the game. So study up!

Next, we welcomed in Melissa Howe, of the Howe Twins, to talk about her new pictorial. She was going to come in with her sister, but she was “sick,” so we called Carla Howe up on the phone to see what was really up. Turns out it’s part sickness, part hangover, but that doesn’t change the fact that their pillow fight pictures are still super hot, so be sure to keep your eyes open for those.

We kept Melissa in for the first of many recurring “How-To with The Howe Twins” segments, where Melissa walks us through some simple tasks and teaches us how to do them. So much learning going on today.

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Next, we welcomed in Sabina Kelley, star of the reality show “Best Ink,” which is a reality show that features would-be tattoo artists competing for a cash prize and story in Tattoo Magazine. She’s recently divorced and looking to have fun, so she’s right at home here in the Mini Mansion. If tattooed ladies are your thing, you couldn’t do much better than Sabrina, just ask her weird Spanish stalker. Actually, don’t do that.

After a short break, we finished off the show with a little MLK Day celebration: Black, White, or Both? This game features answers over our models’ breasts that are either (you guessed it) Black, White, or Both. It sounds simple, but you could’ve fooled us after seeing how it went down. Apparently we still have more to learn.

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