The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell!

Wednesday 6/5/13

We made it to hump day, everybody! Fantastic. Let’s get through the show and keep pushing for the weekend.

We started off our wonderful little show today by reminding everyone that not only are we available to watch on Playboy TV, we are also streaming (live at 9am PST) at! So don’t forget to check us out wherever you can.

But on to the show! Today we welcomed in the gorgeous Lindsey, Chelsea, and Krystin into the Mini Mansion and got to know them a little bit better. This information helped us ask questions of sexual dysfunction expert, Dr. Irwin Goldstein. Anything from too many orgasms to none at all? He’s your guy. Kevin, Andrea, and the girls asked Dr. Goldstein any prevalent questions they had, and he answered them with gusto. Well done, Doc.

From there, we said goodbye to the good doctor and hello to “Know It or Show It,” the world’s longest-running naked game show. Today, we did it triple-team style, and every wrong answer meant that three articles of clothing were tragically cast aside. Acronyms, Hockey and Basketball, and Weddings were all on the docket today against the ladies, and let’s just say… it ended in a lot of exposed skin.


Tuesday 6/4/13

Happy Tuesday! Let’s get right down to today’s action.

We started things off with a hot, sizzling summer tip from our very own sun goddess, Erika. She gave us the finer points of astronomy and showed off some of her anatomy.

From there, we checked our long-overdue Fe-Mail. We had the lovely Sarah come in and read us some letters from fans and did what we could to answer them. And you say nobody uses the post office anymore.

After that, we welcomed in Sebastian Saraceno and Ronald Clark, from the hit show “Pit Boss,” who came in to discuss their new album “Risen,” which is out wherever digital content is sold. They talked about their stature (physical and otherwise), and about what got them into helping out dogs.


We decided to celebrate these little people doing big things by having them judge a talent show for us, which we lovingly call “Itty Bitty Titty Talent Show.” We welcomed in Lauren, Erika, and Sarah to showcase some of their talents. We saw everything from Hula-Hooping to Sexercise to chugging water. In the end, we gave the trophy to our sun goddess, and thanked the guys for being with us the only way we know how…





Monday 6/3/13

Hello everybody! Welcome back to another great week here at the Playboy Morning Show. We’re back from our own little “vacay” and can’t wait to get back to bringing you the best naked show in the world.

We started off the show today by going through the Week Off Orgasm Report, where Kevin guessed a whopping seven across ten days for Andrea, and was pleasantly surprised about the pleasuring statistics.

From there, we moved on to Good Naked/Bad Naked, where we heard stories where a leprechaun-looking man hid nude in a dryer, and a man broke into someone’s house and brandished more than one weapon. It wasn’t a good week for naked and entering.

After that, it was time for our 3rd annual Playboy Morning Show Spelling Bee, C’s, and Double D’s. Anything with a name that long has to be prestigious. For this awesome event, we welcomed in the smokin’ hot Hannah, Woo, and Molly to represent their different breast sizes in the Bee.




In rounds as varied as painting, orgasming, and spelling with phallic-shaped veggies in their mouths. And yes, “phallic” was one of the words. After three rounds of competition, Molly, our Double D representative came out on top and has proved the age old rule of “smaller boobs, bigger brain” null and void.