The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell


Thursday 5/23/13

Happy Thirsty Thursday, everybody! Let’s run through today’s show.

We started today off by talking with Mr. Skin, who talked about Game of Thrones (again, we know) and True Blood, which both had some ample nudity this week. Although Heather Graham doesn’t bare all in the new Hangover movie, some others do. And if you really want to see her naked, you could always watch Boogie Nights again.

We introduced our sexy ladies today: Kim, Amber, Sarah, and Erika, who entered the Mini Mansion in towels to give us an early Memorial Day treat. We just as soon ushered them out to create their own Sunscreen-i, and we checked in periodically to see how those were coming along.

Next, we welcomed in funny man Orlando Jones, who was in to promote his new web-series “Tainted Love,” which is part live-action, part comic book animation.


Orlando also helped us judge the Sunscreenis when they came back into the studio, and they gave us their best beach sun-safety tips. After voting, we declared Erika our summertime fact queen. Expect more super helpful tips soon!


Wednesday 5/22/13

Happy Hump Day, folks. We had a lot of stuff going on in today’s show, so let’s not dawdle.

We kicked off the show by welcoming our Miss June 2013, Audrey Allen into the studio. The 21-year-old Colorado resident who shot her spread in Malibu giggled her way through the interview and then moved on to the Playmate Pick Six. We brought in Maria to serve as our number model, and had Audrey pick questions off of her, as she tried to get a perfect score.


From there, we decided that this young lady could use a little bit of advice from a seasoned bunny. It just so happens that we had Charles Fleischer, the voice of Roger Rabbit, in the studio to help her get on the right track to hare-related fame. Charles is also a stand-up comedian and is starting his World Comedy Tour tomorrow, right here in Burbank.


Recently, Charles just had a hot dog at the world-famous Pink’s named after him. So, we brought in our lovely models Krystin, Emily RoseValerie, and Maria to build their own Jessica Rabbit inspired hot dogs. Bunnies, rabbits, and dogs, oh my!




Tuesday 5/21/13

Hey, guys. Welcome to Tuesday. We had a stellar show today, and we’ve got words upon words to prove it.

We started the show off with an upsetting fact: A recent survey has found that 10 percent of women lie about their breast size! We’ll give you a moment to come to grips with the harsh reality that we exist in… But we decided to dedicate our show today to uncovering the truth! There’s nothing sexier than the naked truth.

But before we do that, we had to say goodbye to some boobs. Don’t worry, though, some NEW ones have taken their place. Destiny, one of our super hot regulars, recently had a boob job, and we said “Boob Voyage” to her old pair with a very tastefully done in memoriam. But, the sadness quickly turned to celebration when we gave her fresh D’s their very own Boob-tism. We blessed them, named them, and sent them on their merry way. And, lo, it was good.

From there, we welcomed in a man named John, who is a professional polygraph tester for our very own “Lie Detector Breast.” We brought in Lindsey, Annette (who’s our cyber girl of the month), and Destiny as well to participate in an interrogation. We put up a hard line of questioning, and no cop was the good cop.

Monday 5/20/13

Hello, folks! We’re ready to start another awesome week here at the Playboy Morning show, and we hope you will join us.

We started off the show by recapping Andrea’s wonderful weekend in Vegas, and getting into all the debauchery that went down.

From there, we brought in the lovely Danielle, Eva, and Jade to be interviewed and then participate in the second leg of our Triple Crowning: the Pinkness! The ladies were hand-measured and then given some time to paint themselves (you know, to make themselves more aerodynamic).

We checked in quickly with the Lowell Down, and then it was time to start the race. The jockeys got to their starting positions and answered questions to move forward on the track. It was quite a race, but Danielle, the winner of our Come-Fuck-Me Derby came out ahead again! We may have a Triple Crowning on our hands, but there’s still one more race to go.