The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell!

Thursday 1/31/13

 SPORTS BETTING, MERCEDES BENZ SL550, CRIMES OF PASSION, COMEDIANS, SEXY MODELS AND WALK OF SHAME!

Ron Jeremy underwent heart surgery after being hospitalized due to an aneurysm near his heart. We are sending warm thoughts to him this morning.

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We spoke with America’s top sports betting expert from Las Vegas, Scott Pritchard, who will host “Get it and Bet It! How to Bet the Superbowl and WIN” – a comprehensive four-hour sports betting workshop at Harrah’s Hotel Casino on the Las Vegas Strip, Saturday, February 2, Noon-4 p.m.  Joining Pritchard for this dazzling event is professional sports bettor “Dink”, who was portrayed in the popular movie “Lay The Favorite” by Bruce Willis. Scott has been featured frequently on ESPN Radio in Las Vegas and in the Las Vegas Review Journal, sharing his knowledge on sports betting and handicapping.  You can register here.

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Then we spoke with Alan Morris, Sales Manager from Fletcher Jones Las Vegas about the ‘Hottest Roaster’ Mercedes Benz SL550. The latest SL550 is a trim bolide with an all-aluminum body, tons of power and tire-melting torque. This roadster is capable of a 0-60 time in 4.1 seconds starting at $106,405! Check out more information about this ride on page 108 in the January/February 2013 Playboy issue.

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CRIMES OF PASSION: We dissected a few stories, one of them involving a woman who pulled knives on a couple for refusing  to have a threesome at a trailer park, a Brazilian women who put toxic substances in her vagina to kill her husband, a man who bit off his girlfriends thumb on the way to a Taco Bell and  several more. YIKES!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with Andrea’s famous Lowell Down, discussing topics that involved ‘moobs’- man boobs and Chinese pole dancers who have been performing outside in the snow. Then we saw Chef Kimberly for another Super Sexy Snack Showdown along with a new challenger, Chef Hazel Lee. Chef Kimberly prepared us frozen honey and garlic chick wings by using her secret sauce and a blow dryer to heat things up. On the other hand, Chef Hazel misunderstood and presented us with onion ‘rings’ not ‘wings’. HA! Today’s Super Sexy Snack Showdown winner was Hazel Lee, -lets see what she brings us tomorrow for the final Super Snack! After that, we happily welcomed Jodi Miller and Leonard Robinson from Playboy TV’s ”Foursome Walk of Shame.” The show premieres this Saturday, February 2nd through April 13 at 10:00 PM. We checked in with our Big Game Correspondent, Pamela Horton who attempted to tell us how she earned her beads! Then we wrapped us the show with three sexy ladies who joined us in the Mini Mansion for Walk of Shame. It started off with Cristal CrayDorothy and Drea removing their clothes in bed. Once they were stripped down to nothing but blindfolds, the girls were spun several times and sent crawling  to try and dress themselves in their correct clothes!  Let’s just say this wasn’t their first time doing a “Walk of Shame.” Check these babes out.

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Wednesday 1/30/13:

SEX TAX WRITE-OFFS, PLAYBOY ADVISOR, BEST SUV, PLAYBOY CYBER GIRL OF THE YEAR 2013 AND KNOW IT OR SHOW IT!!!

This morning we started things discussing the latest Serial ‘Sextortionist’ who was recently caught in California. A 27-year-old Glendale man was accused of victimizing hundreds of women in what’s being called a large-scale “sextortion” plot.  Start off the New Year with new passwords but be sure to remember them!

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Then we spoke with David Selig, a Federal Tax Practitioner about sex tax write-offs. We asked David if Andrea would be able to write-off herUnderwear Update panties.  We learned that an expense does not have to be indispensable to be considered necessary so don’ let anyone tell you that crotch less panties can’t be written off. Breast implants are also deductible if they are a part of your job!

We got some relationship advice from our Playboy AdvisorChip Rowe! Then we continued to celebrate Playboy’s Cars of the Year 2013! Today’s feature was voted ’Best SUV’- the Land Rover Range Rover! The fourth generation Range Rover is completely revamped starting at $83,500. Thanks to BJ, the Sales Manager, from Gulf Coast Jaguar Land Rover who gave us the full detailed description of the cars features. Check out more information about this ride on page 112 in the January/February 2013 Playboy issue.

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The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with another Cyber Girl of the Year 2013 candidate, Shantal Monique. While the petite blonde from Tempe, Arizona talked to us from inside her bath tub, we got to hear her dirty talk about pussy. If you’re passionate about Shantal, vote herCyber Girl of the Year for 2013. Then we brought in models to play everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show it!” Our models Danielle and Emily had three categories to choose from. Today’s categories included questions about Internet DatingThings Andrea enjoys putting in her mouth and Things to except on Sunday during the Half- Time show. After stripping down to nothing but a pair of high heels, Emily was the first to lose! We wrapped up the show with another Super Sexy Snack Showdown with Chef Kimberly and a new Chef helper Danielle. Danielle prepared her homemade salsa recipe on top of Emily’s body, while Kimberly put on her sombrero and did a salsa dance. Once again Kimberly won!

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Tuesday 1/29/13:

SCOTT ALEXANDER, PLAYWALKING, PAMELA HORTON, AMERICAN DILDO!!

We kicked things off with Scott Alexander who gave us the latest on all Games & Gadgets! Scott told us that Apple released iOS 6.1, which is full of boring, self-serving updates!  He also told us how Ashton Kutcher ended up in the hospital, because he tried to eat like Steve Jobs! – An all fruitarian diet.

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Then we spoke with a Sales Associate from Lindsay Ford of Wheatonabout the Shelby mustang GT500! This car is capable of a 0-60 time of 3.5 seconds and you can break most highway speed limits in first gear. Check out more information about this ride on page 112 in the January/February 2013 Playboy issue.

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Today we also went Playwalking with a Playmate, Qiana Chase. We tried to find out if Qiana was familiar with SpanksNads and Living Social. Apparently a Surf N Turf consists of Fish and Chips!

The Power Hour:

This morning we kicked things off with our Playmate Game CorrespondentPamela Horton! Kevin and Andrea gave Pamela a few tasks while she attends the Big Game -1. Earn some beads, 2. Eat a Po’ Boy and get a picture, 3. Have a wardrobe malfunction, and four. Find a black man claiming to be a football player, who isn’t. We know Pamela will make us proud! Then we had another Super Sexy Snack Showdown with Chef Kimberly and returning Chef Lisa who presented their homemade Meatball recipes. Lisa returned to impress Kevin and Andrea with her turkey meatballs, but we had to send her home for good. Stay tuned for tomorrows Showdown! Next up was our American Dildo face-off with three contestants VictoriaSarah andErika. Each model had a solo performance while the other models had to distract them by using their dildos, tickling them. For example, Erika was our first contestant singing Danny Boy, but could barely sing past the first verse because of Sarah and Victoria’s strong vibrations on her breasts and inner thighs. Erika got Dildo’d!

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Monday 1/28/13

GOOD NAKED/ BAD NAKED, CGOY, DANNY DAVIS, SUPER SEXY SNACK SHOWDOWNS, BOOTY CAMP, QIANA CHASE!

This morning we kicked off the show celebrating Playboy’s Cars of the Year 2013! We chatted with Chad Sierer, at Philadelphia McLarenabout the “Hottest Exotic” McLaren MP4-12C!  Capable of a 0-60 time of 3.1 seconds, the 12-C Spider is one of the most exhilarating cars available on the market today. Check out more information about this ride on page 112 in the January/February 2013 Playboy issue.

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Then we heard some Good Naked Bad Naked stories and heard everything about naked wonderland and much more!

We got to know another Cyber Girl of the Year 2013 candidate, Jessica Workman!  A well-built brunette from Cleveland, Ohio, she’s an honest-to-goodness girl next door – sweet on the inside, and hot and heavy on the outside. Make it come true and vote her Cyber Girl of the Year HERE.

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The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with pro snowboarder Danny Davis who offered solid advice and good vibes for getting the most out of the slopes. Danny is featured on page 40 in the current Playboy issue and he is also resting up to compete in 2014’s Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. Then we had a Super Sexy Snack Showdown with our returning Sexy Chef Kimberly as she challenged against our new Sexy Chef Lisa. Today’s snack prepared by the two chefs was pretzels andbeer with a secret ingredient of salt. Since the Pentagon lifted the ban on women serving on the front lines, we had three sexy modelsJackiePaula and Lisa join us in studio and get ready for Booty Camp! Today’s Drill Sergeant was Playmate Qiana Chase who instructed our models to do push-ups and race quickly through an obstacle course. We wrapped up the show with our three models getting spanked by Sergeant Qiana!  OUCH!

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