The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell!

Thursday 12/6/12


We followed up with Elise’s Heffy Winner from yesterday’s show. The 83-year-old Ruby Freeland, who had a memorable deer-hunting season as she harvested a dandy 9-point buck with her 30/30 lever-action Marlin, joined us to accept her Heffy Award. Ruby has hunted squirrels, rabbits, deer’s and ducks, but her favorite meat is venison!


Have you ever heard of a burger that you have to sign a waiver to eat? That’s why we call it FEASTIALITY!  We spoke to Martin Bunce, owner of Atomic Burger about the new Fallout Burger Challenge. The Fallout pizza burger challenge dares you to attempt the triple burger stack with triple chili fries. The XXX Fallout Ghost chili hot sauce is so hot and savory you may just run from the deep fried double cheese & tomato pizza buns! The Challenge costs £25 per person, you must be over 18 to compete and a full, legally binding waver must be signed before attempting the Fallout challenge.


BREAKING NEWS! We had a chance to speak with Granny Lowell today. While we caught up with Granny Lowell she also gave us her love life advice, which was, “If you can’t get them in the mood, go to bed in the nude!”

The Power Hour:

Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour sharing all the latest in celebrity nudity. We got a sneak peek at Olivia Wilde, Jessica Biel’s breasts and Leslie Mann! Then we had the beautiful Brazilian model, Gabriela Dias who was featured in our September 2012 issue for Becoming Attraction” join us to translate our interview with December 2012 Playboy model, Dany Gielh. The Southern Brazilian bombshell spoke very little English, but she did chat with us about her sexy tan lines! Thanks to Gabriela we heard all about them in detail. Next, we played a round of Hefardy – just like Jeopardy, but with only two beautiful models as contestants. Rachel and Jillisa tested their smarts in categories such as: The F- word, Things Andrea has done on a first date, Early American Literature, Lesbian Smells and Sex Positions.  Instead of hitting a buzzer to have the first turn, our models stated their names and flashed their boobs as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, there was no Hefardy winner in today’s game, as the girls finished with NEGATIVE scores! Andrea also predicted the Broncos to win tonight’s game against the Raiders.





Wednesday 12/5/12


Today’s item in our Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway was Gina’s World Famous Clapping Gloves from over the years! Call us all week to win yourself some playboy memorabilia (877) 205 -9796.

Just after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was broadcasted, a new line of Anti-Rape panties were discovered. A few websites have uncovered the truth about the Victoria’s Secret anti-rape panties  line “PINK Loves CONSENT.” According to New York Magazine today, this parody was launched by activist types, “To win back customers it has alienated with its ‘rape culture’ styles.” These brands are meant to replace supposed rape-friendly slogans like “SURE THING” with rape-curbing slogans like “ASK FIRST.” The activist goes on to explain, “When it comes to sex, words like ‘no’ are for setting boundaries, NOT flirting.


Then we talked to our Playboy AdvisorChip Rowe who answered our listener’s questions and concerns. For example, our first question was about how men should wear their scarves. Which do you prefer, under the coat or over the coat?

Then we presented our Heffy nominees, where Elise took the lead with her 83-year-old nominee, Ruby Freeland.  Ruby’s 2012 firearm deer season proved to be a memorable one as she harvested a dandy 9-point buck with her trusty 30/30 lever-action Marlin while hunting with her husband! Stay tuned as we will follow up with her tomorrow!


The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with Part One of our Secret Santa Lingerie Fashion Show, featuring beautiful models, DreaKimberlyand Jamie. Each girl had to earn a wrapped present from under our Christmas Tree by answering personal questions provided by Kevin & Andrea.  Once they unwrapped their presents – which included a decorative Star of David, a diaper, a gift bag with a reindeer on it, and more – Drea, Kimberly and Jamie had to creatively make their own lingerie outfits with them! They had seven minutes to prepare while Andrea gave us her famous Lowell Down. We wrapped up the show with Part Two of our Secret Santa Lingerie Fashion Show – the Catwalk! First, Drea presented her snow bunny costume with bows covering her nipples – and she used the inside of the diaper for her bunny tail! Jamie went for the Rudolph look, covering herself in ribbons and cut out antlers. Last but not least, we saw Kimberly wearing the Star of David across her chest with a Christmas card covering her vagina. However, she did say she wanted her card to be stuffed.



Behind the scenes


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Tuesday 12/4/12:


The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be expecting a baby! This morning we kicked off the show with an update on Kate Middleton’s pregnancy. Kevin and Andrea are betting that Kate’s cervix will dilate bigger than William’s bald spot!


When checked in with Scott Alexander our Games & Gadgets guru who spread the news about the text message turning 20 yesterday. The first text was “Merry Christmas,” but according to Scott, he said it goes to show that texting was dumb even back then.

We talked to “Dr. Ted” (Reverend Ted) about his latest article, “Labor of Lust” pg. 24 in the December 2012 issue. If you really appreciate classic erotic films be sure to check out his article. Ted is the Founder of the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas – The Museum (EHM) was created between a partnership of a Preacher and a Pornographer.  Rev. Ted McIlvenna and Harry Mohney agreed to work together to create the Las Vegas Erotic Heritage Museum and maintain a mission of preservation for erotic artifacts, fine art and film.


In honor of tonight’s Victoria Secret Fashion Show we played a round of What’s Better Than…Victoria’s Secret? Today’s answers included the word “VICTORIA” or the word “SECRET.”

Today’s item in our Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway: Booty Pop Bonanza! Call us all week to win yourself some playboy memorabilia (877) 205 -9796.

The Power Hour:

We kicked things off in the Power Hour with Andy Serkis, whom you may know as the character Gollum from the “Lord of the Rings” films. His new movie, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,” is the first film in a new Middle Earth trilogy, and will be released on December 14th. Andy gave us some advice for our first ever Hottest Hobbit Search - look for the pointiest ears and hairiest feet! Not very sexy, but practical. Poor Andrea missed her chance to do her Gollum voice for Andy, but he did his for us! Then we welcomed back funny guy Brad Williams to be a judge for our Hottest Hobbit Search. Brad told us that he’d just found out about Dwarfism Awareness Month in October. Next year he’ll celebrate! We introduced our three sexy hobbit contestants Lindsey,Danielle and Destiny. The girls presented us with sexy outfits, racy “hobbit” tales and special talents. After the girls shared their stories and showed off their lingerie, we got to see their talents! Lindsey spoke in French, Danielle did a booty clap on all fours and Destiny showed off her twerking skills (a high-octane booty shake)! Once Destiny lost her clothes and gave us a second  twerk show, we crowned her as our Hottest Hobbit!





Monday 12/3/12


We congratulated Andrea’s Titties for winning 12 out of the 14 NFL wins over the weekend!


Have you ever wanted to bulletproof your car? We talked to Trent Kimball, President and CEO of Texas Armoring who is featured in theDecember 2012 issue for “How To Bullet Proof Your Car” – pg. 43. In the early 1970s, Trent Kimball’s father had a dream while working for the U.S. Government as a special agent how armored vehicles can save lives. Today, Trent leads Texas Armoring Corporation and the company stands proudly as the market leader for manufacturing quality, lightweight armored cars, trucks, SUVs, and other specialty vehicles. Trent mentioned a fully armed bulletproof car could cost around $75,000 and up.




Then we heard a mixture of some Good Naked and Bad Nakedstories!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with comedian Corey Holcomb, who told us he is currently dating the friend of his 19-year-old daughter. He also shared his story about walking in on his babysitter while she was masturbating! Check out Corey at the Houston Improv December 19-23.Then, we introduced Award-winning TV and Radio Host, Sex Columnist and Sex Therapist, Simone Bienne! Through her work with couples, Simone has learned that whatever issues we have in life, sooner or later, it will affect our relationships and sex lives. Simone even gave Corey some advice on his current romance, shared tips to spice things up in the bedroom, and broke down how to tell when women lie! Then we had three beautiful ladies, TashiaSarah andMolly, join us for a round of “Truth or Bare-Apy.”  They each wrote down anonymous, sexy stories and experiences they have had involving other women. Kevin, Andrea, Corey and Simone had to guess which stories belonged to the correct girl. Simone then used her psychosexual and relationship knowhow to help the girls enjoy their sex lives even more. As we wrapped things up, Andrea used her titties to predict the Washington Redskins to win tonight’s NFL game.