The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell

Wednesday 11/28/12

CRIMES OF PASSION, WWHD, PLAYMATE MISS NOVEMBER 2012, ROCKET CITY REDNECKS, KNOW IT OR SHOW IT!!!

This morning we kicked off today’s show with CRIMES OF PASSION. We dissected a few stories, one of them involving a woman who tried to murder her boyfriend with her boobs, a man who got scratched in the eye balls by his girlfriend for finishing before he could make her climax and a lesbian who was assaulted with an ironing board from her girlfriend due to a misplaced sex toy. These CRIMES OF PASSION stories got a little out of hand when we heard about a woman punching her boyfriend in the face for choosing to watch football over sex! YIKES!

Our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe joined in to talk about several questions and concerns. Chip helped us figure out our first question which involved a girl who does not like to be touched while she orgasms. Then we played a round of “What Would Hef Do?” The question we asked Hef was, “What do you say to people who call Playboy obscene?  Mr. Hefner told us his brilliant answer! Before we headed into the Power Hour, Andrea gave us her famous Lowell Down!

The Power Hour:

We introduced new Playmate Miss November 2012 Britany Nola, who stopped by the Mini Mansion. We got to know a lot about our Playmate! For example, in High School she was voted most likely to become famous, as well as best looking – naturally!  Britany’s sexy curves led us into Who Knows a Playmate’s Naked Body Best: Kevin, Andrea or Britney? We zoomed the TV cameras in on different parts of Britney’s Playboy pictorial, and tried to guess what we were looking at. Her breasts? Her arm? Nobody got a perfect score, but it was fun guessing! After that, we gave Britany her Playmate Pick Six. She answered six personal questions, such as, “What’s your favorite sexual position?” Her answer – on top! Of course, Britany got all of her questions right, for a perfect score! We also introduced Travis andRog from Nat Geo’s Rocket City Rednecks. The show returns tomorrow November 29th for its second season at 9PM ET/PT. These Rednecks even made an Iron Man suit from old car parts they found in a junk yard! We wrapped up the show with everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show it!” Our models Paula, Britnee andDanielle had three categories to choose from – “Let’s get ready to redneck”- questions about things that are red, “One guy only had 5 out of 6 Powerball numbers and now he has Power Blue Balls” – questions about the lottery, and “The guy who worked for NASA was a real asshole-tronaut” – questions about space. Of course, the beautiful ladies failed to answer the questions correctly, so they lost clothing and we got to see it all!

Tuesday 11/27/12

This morning we discussed a very disturbing topic relating to bestiality laws in Germany.  Bestiality was legalized in 1969, the same year that gay sex was also removed from the criminal code. After that, sex with animals was only punishable if the animal was severely injured. Apparently sex with animals isn’t so rare in Germany. However, the group Veterinarians against Zoophilia says that thousands of Germans exchange information online about sex with animals and that some farms rent out animals for sexual exploitation. The new law would ban these so-called “animal brothels” and also make it illegal to train animals for sex with humans.

We switched to a much better subject when we chatted with Scott Alexander about all things in the technological world. He also told us when you stay in a hotel make sure their locks are not from Onity. They are HACKABLE!

We played a round of “What’s In Their Pant’s?” where we had callers guess what was stuffed down the pants of various adventures in the news. Today we had a baby, two calculators and a bag of pot. Then we had a Fantasy Girl Team update!

The Power Hour:

Today we got to hang with Alec Sulkin, Writer/ Producer of the hit show, “Family Guy.” Alec, who just spent Thanksgiving in his brand new Cape Cod home, also shared his experiences co-writing the movieTed. Alec was challenged to a Playboy’s Top Tweets vs. Top Teats – a Tweet-off with our two lovely topless models, Hazel and Kimberly. From ‘Salvation Army Bells’ to ‘Foot Fetishes’ our guests were given different topics to tweet about on the spot. The winner of the Tweet-off was none other than “Comedy’s King of Tweeting” himself,@TheSulk. We wrapped up the show when Andrea Titty picked lottery numbers for Wednesday’s record jackpot Powerball drawing – 19,29,32,40,45 and Powerball #23! Nathan in Oregon was kind enough to buy us a lottery ticket using those numbers!

MORNING TURN ON … STEEL PANTHER & CYBER GIRLS

November 26, 2012

We welcomed lead vocalist Michael Starr and lead guitarist Satchel from the band Steel Panther to the studio this morning. They shared with us several stories about some sexual experiences that have taken place on tour and chatted about their first DVD “The British Invasion,” which debuted at #2 on Billboard’s Top Music Videos. Playboy Playmate Miss March 2009 Jennifer Pershing called in to talk the guys of Steel Panther. Jennifer’s Playboy career just so happened to be launched  when she attended a Steel Panther concert and was spotted by a Playboy scout.

Sexy Cyber Girls Ashley Sasha and Roxanne Dawn joined in on the fun for some “Groupie Training.” The girls gave us their best “groupie” tip while removing their clothes and  demonstrated the best way to flash the band. Last but not least, Ashley and Roxanne had a panty toss where they tossed their panties across the studio and into the hands of Michael Starr and Satchel.

We wrapped up the show with Andrea’s Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em and Pick ‘em titty pick, which predicted thePhiladelphia Eagles to win in tonight’s Monday Night Football game!

MORNING TURN ON … PENN JILLETTE & NAKED MAGIC

November 16, 2012

We kicked off the Power Hour watching Kevin show off his magic trick skills before we met Comedic Illusionist, Penn Jillette. To say the least, we were not impressed. Keep practicing Kevin. After Kevin wrapped up his attempt at magic, we were happy to welcome Penn Jillette to the show. Be sure to pick up a copy of Penn’s new book, “Every Day is an Atheist Holiday.”

We brought in three sexy models Roxanne, Charlotte and Jackie to demonstrate our own Naked Magic Show for Penn. Roxanne was first to show her tricks which involved her breasts and a deck of cards. Charlotte had everyone’s attention as she magically made her lingerie disappear. Last but not least, Jackie was able to saw off a pair of playboy panties and “magically” have them on her with no tears. All in all, Penn was very impressed!

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Andrea’s Weekend TITTY PICKS are below. Place your bets!

  • Baltimore Ravens
  • Denver Broncos
  • New Orleans Saints
  • Cincinnati Bengals
  • Green Bay Packers
  • Houston Texans
  • New York Jets
  • Washington Redskins
  • Arizona Cardinals
  • New England Patriots
  • Chicago Bears
  • Tampa Bay Bucaneers
  • Cleveland Browns

MORNING TURN ON … JON LOVITZ & COOCHIE CASINO
November 15, 2012Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour sharing all the latest in celebrity nudity. We got a sneak peek at Kristin Stewart’s breasts in her new film On The Road. Mr. Skin also shared the nudity of Monica Bellucci, and the different pubic styles of Sasha Grey and Helen Hunt, who both have bushes.***Comedic legend Jon Lovitz called into the show this morning and chatted with us about his endless invitations to the Playboy Mansion.

Kevin and Andrea felt like gambling this morning so we brought three lovely models Gema, Cody and Kalelah in studio for a round of Coochie Casino!  While placing bets on the ladies Sexual Past, Present and Future, we learned that Gema loves to give oral sex, Cody’s favorite position is to be on top and Kalelah loves to take it deep doggy style.

Andrea used her Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em, and Pick ‘em Titty Pick technique and predicted the Buffalo Bills to beat the Miami Dolphins in tonight’s NFL game.

 

 

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