The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell!

Thursday 11/15/12

WEEKLY CHRONICLE, ROBIN HUSTLE, BOND OR BONDAGE, MR. SKIN, JON LOVITZ, COOCHIE CASINO!

The Weekly Chronicle returned with Mason Tvert, the Co- Director of the Campaign to Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol. Mason is responsible for the day-to-day operations of the organization, including strategic planning, media relations, lobbying, fundraising, and other assorted mayhem. Now that it’s legal in Colorado, you can read more information at RegulateMarijuana.org

We chatted with Robin Hustle, a current high-end prostitute who told us what to expect when choosing to be a prostitute. Robin usually charges around $300 an hour, but not only is time management a major factor in this business, but also organization. Robin also discussed her advertising techniques and the risks you take in the prostitution world.

We talked to Dr. Fahd Benslimane, from Casablanca Morocco that is a plastic surgeon who claims he has found the formula for the ideal pair of legs. He spent twelve years analyzing photographs of models and athletes, Barbie dolls, Greek statues and much more to work out what type of legs were considered the most attractive in the western world. Dr. Fahd said those with perfect pins include the likes of Nicole Kidman, Greta Garbo and Kate Moss.

Elise’s “Perfect” Legs

The Power Hour:

Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour sharing all the latest in celebrity nudity. We got a sneak peek at Kristin Stewart’s breasts in her new film On The Road. Mr. Skin also shared the nudity of Monica Bellucci, and the different pubic styles of Sasha Grey and Helen Hunt, who both have a bush. Andrea used her Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em, and Pick ‘emTitty Pick technique and predicted the Buffalo Bills to beat the Dolphins in tonight’s NFL game. Then we spoke with comedic legend Jon Lovitzabout his endless invitations to the Playboy Mansion. You can see Jon this Saturday at the Brea Improv - be sure to tell him we say “Hello!” Next, we brought three models, GemaCody and Kalelah into the Mini Mansion for a round of Coochie Casino! Kevin and Andrea felt like gambling this morning so they placed bets on the ladies’ Sexual Past, Present and Future. We learned that Gema loves to give oral sex, Cody’s favorite position is on top and Kalelah loves to take it deep doggy style!

Wednesday 11/14/12

T&A TEAM, CHIP ROWE, HEFFYS, T.J. MILLER AND KNOW IT OR SHOW IT!

This morning we heard stories regarding the complaints about nudity on in-flight programming.  Bob DeMoss, was shocked when bare breasts and a sex scene confronted him on a recent Delta flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta when he decided to tune into the free on-demand, Starz Channel political drama “Boss.” Bob said “I didn’t expect for a woman to bare her breasts six inches from my face on an airplane. We say lighten up the T & A Team is on the case.

Then we talked to our Playboy AdvisorChip Rowe who answered our listener’s questions and concerns. For example, our first question was about a married man who loves to wear women’s clothing.

Then we presented our Heffy nominees, where Andrea took the lead with her 110 year old Heffy!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour by welcoming T.J. Miller into the Mini Mansion for his first time! T.J. discussed his ex-wife of 37 years who shall remain nameless, and also contributed to Andreas belatedMachine Gun Titty Salute to honor our Veterans.  Be sure to catch T.J. on Comedy Central’s show “Mash Up” Tuesdays at 12:30AM/ 11:30c. Then we brought in models Caitlin and Destiny for everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show It!” T.J. stuck around for the nudity, and to be a life line. Today’s categories included T.J. Miller and all other famous TJ’s, Trouble happening with the CIAPersonal Questionsand questions about the Election. Of course, the beautiful ladies failed to answer the questions correctly, so they lost clothing and we got to see it all!

Tuesday 11/13/12

WHAT WOULD HEF DO, SCOTT ALEXANDER, CAN WE GET TO 10, MISS SOCIAL WINNERS, DR. MATLOCK AND “G-SHOTS”!!!

This morning we asked the ladies if the bows on the front of their panties piss them off. Apparently the tiny bows used as cute decorations on panties are more than just annoying!

We got the latest on all Games and Gadgets from Scott Alexander. Then Kevin and Andrea dove into the November issue of Playboy withCAN WE GET TO 10! Andrea got to 10 as she called a wedding service, while Kevin also got to 10 when he called a restaurant. It was a tie!

The Power Hour:

Today we kicked off the Power Hour with a game of “What Would Hef Do?” The question we asked Hef was, “Do you hold any World Records?” Hef told us, “I am now in the Guinness Book of Records with the most scrapbooks of anybody.” Well done, Mr. Hefner!  Then we got a chance to meet our Playboy August Miss Social winner Rose Chiauzziand September Miss Social winner Jessica Lee Flowers.  We were also thrilled to welcome Dr. David Matlock back to the Mini Mansion, a man who has seen over 100,000 vaginas!  Dr. Matlock has dedicated his entire cosmetic practice to Female Genital Plastic Surgery and has invented a new procedure called the “G –Shot.” The procedure involves an injection of hyaluronan into the G-Spot area for increased amount of vaginal orgasms, due to increased sensitivity. Today Dr. Matlock offered one complementary “G-Shot” procedure to one of our two lovely modelsLauren and Molly, depending on who he, Kevin and Andrea felt needed it the most. The girls had to describe why they would be the best candidate for the G-Shot, and also played G-Marks The Spot – a game where they  had to pin a sticker on a demo skeleton while blindfolded, in an attempt to show where the G-Spot is located. Kevin also had Dr. Matlock show him how the injection would look by demonstrating on a raw turkey and a syringe.  After voting who would be the best candidate, Lauren Volker was our G-Shot winner!

Monday 11/12/12

GOOD NAKED/ BAD NAKED, VAGINA POWER, LISA LAMPANELLI, JOEL STEIN, LADY AND THE TRAMP STAMP!

This morning we talked about Jenny McCarthy and her attempted tree sex story that oddly turned us on. Jenny once took too much of the party drug ecstasy and found herself pressed up against a tree trying to have intercourse.

Then we got into some Good Naked Bad Naked stories, which ended up to be GOOD NAKED!

Kevin and Andrea were very excited to welcome Alexyss K. Tylor also known as Vagina Power back to the show. Alexyss K. Tylor is the author of Spiritual Sexuality Vagina Power, as well as the talk show host for Vagina Power! She talks about spiritual sexuality vagina power, penis power, sperm power.  Alexyss teaches about sex chakras, the auric field and how to use them to reach ultimate orgasms.

The Power Hour:

Today’s Power Hour celebrated the current November issue of Playboy! We kicked it off with the one and only Lisa Lampanelli, whose column this month asks the question, ”Does the Enemy Wear Underoos?”Lisa stated her views regarding White moms vs. Black moms. Apparently white moms do not discipline their children enough, where as black moms do not take as much “crap.” Lisa will be on Letterman this Thursday November 15th showing off her 90 pound weight loss from gastric sleeve surgery! Check out her website and all stand-up dates at www.insultcomic.com. Then we welcomed another Playboy columnist, Joel Stein, to his first Power Hour appearance. His column this month, “How To Make Adult Friends,” discusses how hard it is for men to develop friendships with other guys, without giving them a gay vibe. Joel thinks it is much easier for women to make friends due to outings such as going out to dinner, getting your nails done, shopping and meeting up for drinks.  Joel hung around while we brought in two models, Nicole and Sasha, to play “Lady and the Tramp Stamp.” Kevin, Andrea and Joel asked the models two personal questions each in order to guess which one had the Tramp Stamp.  Some of the questions included their favorite sexual positions, number of piercings, and hometowns.  As we wrapped up the show, Sasha revealed that she was our Lady with the Tramp Stamp!

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