The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell

Thursday 10/25/12


Today we spoke with Adrian Simpson, the director of We asked Adrian all about the world’s biggest bra being auctioned for a breast cancer charity. The bra, modeled on a 34B T-shirt bra, is actually a “mega 1,360B” that is nearly as big as two tennis courts and weighs as much as 1,800 traditional bras. The aim in auctioning the bra is to build awareness and involvement in Wear It Pink Day as well as raise money for Breast Cancer Campaign in the process. The bra is being auctioned on eBay with a starting bid of £500 (U.S. $800.30). The auction continues through October 28, 2012. To view the direct link to place a bid on the largest bra click here.

Playboy’s premier non-nude model search is on the hunt again. We got to know our October Playboy Miss Social Finalists Nelette and Lisa! Make sure you vote at by 12:30pm PT today!

We continued the countdown with our Top 34C Boob Songs of All Time! Cracking the Top 10 is “I Love Breasts” by Karma #9: “Tits Techno” and #8:” “The Titty Song!”

Learning about another HAUNTED HOTEL, we talked to Leanne, the manager of the Lizzie Borden Bed & Breakfast Museum in Fall River, MA.

The Power Hour:

As he does every Thursday, Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour with lots of sexy celebrity nudity. We got to see beautiful breasts belonging to Halle Berry, Olivia Munn and Gretchen Mol, as well as ALL of Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman!  Then we introduced today’s Halloween HottieLisa, who was a very sexy cop. Lisa demonstrated the two easiest ways to remove her costume, which were pulling it down or lifting up her mini skirt! Also, Robert Herjavec, from ABC’s show Shark Tank, joined us in-studio to tell us how he has earned his incredible wealth, by overcoming the odds with hard work and intuition. He launched a computer company from his basement, and now has a net worth of over $100 million dollars. In true Shark Tank style, Kevin, Andrea, Jaron and Gina pitched their inventions to Robert, while Lisa and our second model Stacy helped demonstrate them. In the end, Robert was most impressed with Gina’s BridalFlips – handmade bridal flip-flops designed to match a woman’s wedding dress.

Wednesday 10/24/12


This week we have been learning more about the top rated Haunted Hotels featured in Playboy! Today we talked to Everette Hoard, Commodore of The Queen Mary! The ship is known to have a number of psychic “hot spots.” This historic ocean liner is now permanently docked, but the ghostly activity continues. The hotel offers haunted history tours, so call ahead to reserve your spot.

We continued with our Top 34C Boob Songs of All Time! At #12: “Rack City” by Tyga #11: “I Must Increase My Bust” by Lords of Acid. Then our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe joined us to talk about breast implants, sex partners and much more!

The Power Hour:

We began today’s Power Hour on a sweet note with two more Food Porn Submissions! One demonstrated a marshmallow threesome, and the other involved a cherry pie, a banana and a lobster! See them for yourself here. Also, be sure to email your own submission to us! Then we introduced today’s Halloween Hottie, Carlotta, who showed off her ‘sexy fruit lady’ Calypso costume.  After Andrea told her to ditch the ruffled sleeves, Carlotta’s sex factor hit the roof! We also welcomed Radio legend Tom Leykis into the Mini Mansion for his first in-studio appearance. Tom, who is known for talking about his personal life on “The Tom Leykis Show” and telling his listeners how he failed four marriages, broadcasts online these days at Tom also advises men not to marry women when they are young, and to learn from his mistakes. We introduced Tom to two more of our models, Sara Liz and Titania, who joined Carlotta for our new segment, “Does the Carpet Match the Drapes.” Tom, Kevin and Andrea asked each girl a personal question while they hid behind the curtains. Then they had to decide whether the models “curtain” (pubic hair style) was shaved, landscaped or consisted of a bush, and whether it matched their “drapes” (hair).

Tuesday 10/23/12


In Northern California, High School athletes formed a “Fantasy Slut League” that awards points for sexual conquests. Piedmont High School principal Rich Kitchens says the league, which has existed up to six years, has disbanded. A letter was sent to parents on Friday saying female students are drafted as part of the league and male students earn points for having sex with the girls.


Scott Alexander who was declared TABLETGEDDEN, gave us an update on all new Games & Gadgets. The Apple factory has released it’s new iPad Mini or rumoured as the iPad Air !  The brand new seven-inch iPad is now thinner and lighter than before. Apple’s invitation for October 23 makes it crystal clear there’s more new iGear coming this year. It will range between $250 0r $350 depending on storage. Scott also talked about a new 13 in Mac Book Pro in the works.

Then we played back our Top 34 C Boob Songs of All Time landing us at #15 with “Titties & Beer” #14: “Milkshake” (temporary place holder) and #13: “Touch Them Breasts.” Girls keep touching them titties!

This week Playboy is listing the top rated and most notoriouslyHaunted Hotels! We started off today talking with Bill Ott, Director of Marketing and Communications for The 1886 Crescent Hotel & Spa. Dubbed the most haunted hotel in America, the Crescent Hotel located in Eureka Springs was built in 1886 by a couple of tycoons hoping to cash in on a health craze. At the time, Eureka Springs was known for its healing water, which many believed cured ailments and even cancer. They market themselves as a Mountain Top Spa -with ghosts. If you want to read more about the haunting of the 1886 Crescent, visit AmericasMostHauntedHotel.

Before the Power Hour we played a game of “Is This Cheating.” Listeners asked Andrea whether or not their scenarios were considered cheating.

The Power Hour: 

We kicked off today’s Power Hour with another Food Porn video, this time from Mark in Texas, called “Eat Shit and Pie!” If you haven’t submitted a video yet, you should! Send it! Then we introduced today’s Halloween HottieDesiree, who was dressed as a sexy vampire – wearing sharp fangs, a sheer body suit, fish net stockings and thigh-high boots! We were also thrilled to have Mark Boone Junior stop by the Mini Mansion. His friends call him Boone, but you may recognize him as “Bobby” on FX’s adrenalized drama, Sons of Anarchy. Boone discussed his busy schedule wrapping up season 5 on SOA, his experiences playing in a band with Steve Buscemi, and his love for riding his Harley Davidson motorcycles. Make sure you catch Boone on FX Tuesday nights at 10pm E/P. Last but certainly not least, we had two sexy girls, Samantha and Krystin, join the fun for a game ofChicktionary! The girls had to guess what pictures were being painted on their chosen body parts by Kevin and Andrea. As a seasonal theme, the first picture was a pumpkin patch, followed by a gas pump and an iPad Mini. The half-naked babes did a great job posing, and Samantha won the game with the most correct guesses.

Monday 10/22/12


We spoke to the beautiful Mandy Caruso who revealed the sexual harassment she endured at Comic Con when she dressed in a racy costume for the gathering of comic book, at comic con New York. It’s common for young women to dress in revealing and deliberately skimpy costumes for comic conventions. It’s also common, Miss Caruso revealed in a post on her blog, for them to be sexually harassed by overzealous fans. She described several encounters at last weekend’s NY Comic Con with men who posed for pictures ogling her breasts. She also recounted being ‘surrounded’ by a camera crew who claimed to be filming a feature on fans, but instead seemed more interested in talking about her cup size.

Then we talked with Math Professor Michael Small from Western Australia University who gave us the secrets to playing Roulette. Small says knowing where the ball starts bouncing and which deflector it hits is key to narrowing down which of the 36 squares (in a casino-grade European roulette wheel) it will eventually come to rest in. Small and colleague Dr. Chi Kong Tse of the Hong Kong Polytechnic University developed a simple model for the motion of a roulette wheel and ball. They showed that if you know the initial position, velocity and acceleration of the ball you can narrow down where it’s going to land, thereby increasing the odds of winning.

After, we got into some Good Naked/Bad Naked stories involving scandalous teachers and naked car thieves.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour playing our Top 34C Boob Songs of All Time in honor of Touch them Titties Month. Today we heard #18: “Feel Your Boobies” #17: “Big Boobs” and #16: “Breast Self Exam Rap.” Then we introduced today’s Halloween HottieJackie, who showed off her sexy long legs in a Fantasy Football costume. Her sheer jersey top and lace-up panties left our imaginations running wild. We brought in two more models, Lindsey and Kat who stopped by to try out for our All Sorority Team in the Rho Beta Chapter (Rho Beta stands for PB)! The girls took turns spinning The Wheel of Playzing, full of special tasks to complete such as Human Centipede, which had the ladies get on their knees, line up mouth-to-ass and walk in unison as a single, SEXY creature. After the girls completed their given responsibilities, we officially welcomed them into our Theta Iota Theta (TIT) Sorority! So far our pledge class is up to six! Before the show came to an end, Andrea’s titties predicted the Chicago Bears to win tonight’s NFL game!