The Playboy Morning Show… and Tell

BEFORE WE GOT TO ANOTHER SEXY WEATHER GIRL AUDITION MONDAY MORNING, we chatted with the one and only Richard Lewis! Richard has been a long time contributor for Playboy. His current article is found in the January/February issue, appropriately called “How to Turn your Dick into a Richard.” Check it out on page 41!

After we chatted with Richard, we were honored to show up the local news station here in LA with our sexy, naked weather girl, Desiree Claire! She is our third gal trying out for the coveted position. Desiree sure gave us a sultry, yet informative Five Day Filthy Forecast as she pointed to states topless and shimmied her 32D boobs for us. Now this is how you do the weather! Job well done Desiree! Well done!

It was a fun-filled Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday in the Mini Mansion! Brody Stevens joining us in studio along with HOT models Sarah and the Howe Twins Carla and Mellissa! Brody played commentator as the girls played Minute to Skin It. Each girl had to perform certain task in a minute or less to earn beads. Our tasks… Multiple Inputs /Hula Hoes / Spit or Swallow /Ants in My Panties!  

 

We caught Lin-fever Wednesday morning! But before we get to all the Linsanity that happened, we talked to actor Ken Marino from the film Wanderlust. Not only is he in the movie with Paul Rudd and a naked Jennifer Aniston, he wrote the screenplay for it! We think his writing was a ploy just to get Jen Aniston naked. We couldn’t be happier!

Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, called in Wednesday to talk crap about her fellow contestants on Celebrity Apprentice! She told us that out of all the contestants she would most likely get it on with Dee Snyder, Penn Gillette is a lot sexier in person and Cheryl Tiegs has a great camel toe. We’ll just take her word on Dee and Penn. While chatting with Lisa, we gave her the Playmate treatment and ‘Pick Six-ed’ her. Here’s what we found out… (1) Her fantasy is “two black men no waiting”; (2) She loves “granny panties”; (3) Her last orgasm was two weeks ago with “herself”; (4) Her erogenous zone is “her vagina”; (5) She hasn’t been with anyone famous; (6) Her pubic hair styling… “African-style, big and bushy”.  HA! We love it when she gets all sarcastic and sassy with us!

We let the Linning begin as we brought in 3 gorgeous gals, Shayna, Laura and Chelsea, into the Mini Mansion for a chance to win a sports massage with NBA superstar “Jeremy Lin”! Each girl was eager to show off their cleavage to him! After the girls tossed their tops at “Jeremy,” he had the opportunity to ask the girls a few questions to see just how well they knew him. Let’s just say they weren’t completely sure who Jeremy Lin was. In the end, “Jeremy Lin” couldn’t decide between the girls and gave two girls a massage!

With this weekend being NBA’s All Star weekend, we held our annual Topless Slam Dunk Contest Thursday morning. Our Dunk contestants were gorgeous girls, Christina, Katrina and Destiny! Each girl took turns impressing us with their basketball skills as they performed a freestyle topless dunk, a girl-on-girl topless dunk, and a blindfolded topless dunk. Keyword: TOPLESS! But before the girls did any kind of dunking, Andrea coached the girls through some naked stretches. You know us, we like to get the girls nice and limber before doing any strenuous activity. You can thank us later!=

The girl that finished on top was the sexy Christina Renee! Be on the lookout for our Topless Dunking Champion in March in Playboy’s Cyber Club!

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