AS WE COUNT DOWN TO OUR TV DEBUT ON PlayboyTV (Monday, January 30), we started our week off by traveling across the pond to chat with Playboy Special Edition Model Gracie Lewis. She informed us that she’s obsessed with keeping her skin nice and soft with, get this, baby oil! Turn ON! Since we’re gambling people, well at least Kevin is, we wanted to gamble on our British Beauty’s sex life. We bet on when Gracie lost her virginity and how. Her answer: She was 18 and the boy she was with immediately put her in doggy! We’re guessing that’s why doggy is her favorite position.
Comedian Sam Tripoli joined us in the Mini Mansion this morning. We put him on the spot as we had him chime in on Merkins making a comeback and on Andrea’s Lowell Down. Thankfully the owner of Completely Bare Spa was on the line to break down the new Merkin craze. Cindy told us that it’s become very popular to dress up girl’s lady parts with fox fur and feathers! We’ll see how long this trend lasts! According to Sam, not very long!
We brought in two incredibly hot Playboy Models, Raquel Robin and Karly May, in studio on Tuesday to test out a Sex Myth. In the current Playboy (on newsstands now … hint hint) Raw Data stated “A study has shown that humans can endure pain for 40 seconds longer when they’re allowed to swear” so we put it to the test! We wanted to know if sexual pain feels better the girls cursed or if they held it in. Since Raquel was wearing a pink bra & Karly wore a purple bra we named our “guinea-bunnies” Subject Pink and Subject Purple… for scientific purposes of course.
Test #1: Hair Pulling
Test #2: Spanking
Test #3: Nipple Pinching
Test #4: Hot Wax
Results: Both girls walked away more aroused than in pain. Success!
Wednesday marked the return of… AMERICAN DILDO! This season on American Dildo we will have hot, gorgeous girls after hot, gorgeous girls on the line to compete with their vibrators to see which girl’s B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend) can ‘sing’ the best. This week’s theme… Country! To kick off the competition, sexy Erica went vibrator-to-vibrator against beauty Britta! Erica’s B.O.B., ‘Fun Size,’ started her little guy off strong with deep vibrations as Britta’s ‘Fun Toy’ sent fast gentle vibrations through the phone line. After we calculated all the votes, it was Erica and her ‘Fun Size’ partner that will be continuing onto the next round of American Dildo!
We welcomed married couple, comedians Ralphie May and Lahna Turner into the Mini Mansion! While catching up with the couple, Ralphie told us that he came close to death recently. We couldn’t believe that his doctors gave him a 20 to 30 percent chance of LIVING! We’re so glad he’s okay. Especially since we had him play a game with us this morning! We had Ralphie and Lahna go up against Kevin and Andrea to see “Are Kevin and Andrea MORE Married Than a Real Married Couple?” After a series of questions, we came to find out that Kevin and Andrea know just as much as Ralphie and Lahna!
Playboy Playmate Heather Rae Young called in Thursday morning to chat with us about everything she has going on. She’s doing big things! Check her out on The Brake Room on You Tube’s GT Channel and Playboy.Com in the Key Club. But that’s not all we chatted about. Heather was telling us that she recently had a five-some! That’s right, a FIVEsome! Oh, and be careful! She’s a biter and wouldn’t mind doing a little more than just hang out with Andrea!
Our beautiful December RadioMate and resident photographer, Krystle Lina joined us in the Mini Mansion for her RadioMate Photo Shoot with the infamous Irregular ED! Before Irregular Ed got behind the camera, Krystle shared a little Vegas story with us that surprised us. Apparently, her and our little Britney (who is a regular on our show) got it on after a nice steak dinner and a couple of drinks! They took a page from the Andrea Lowell Handbook and TRIBBED each other! Talk about HOT!
After we all calmed down from the titillating Vegas story, we put Irregular Ed to work and had him start our RadioMate photo shoot! His directions to Krystle on how to pose was priceless. It doesn’t get any better than Irregular Ed’s commentary!
We ended our week with the sexiest girl of the Jersey Shore cast, Sammi “Sweetheart!” Her new perfume Dangerous definitely represents her feisty side. The hottest thing about her perfume is that when she sprays it on herself, she walks through a mist of it while NAKED! Turn on!
In honor of Demi Moore’s recent hospitalization from whippets, we decided to see what all the fuss was about as we played “Demi Moore Gas!” The rules were simple, Kevin & Andrea watched a clip of a Demi Moore movie, sucked down a balloon of whippets and the first one to finish their balloon first had the opportunity to name the Demi Movie. Got it? Andrea was first off the balloon every time! Now, we do not endorse doing this at all! This was more of a PSA for everyone to NOT do whippets!
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