The Cup-Size Choir Wishes You a Very Merry Christmas


This is truly a gift. It’s not a half-assed gift. It’s not something you’ll bring back to buy in another size or color. This is the proverbial gift that keeps on giving. It brings you genuine joy. It makes you feel lighter, more festive, more.

You will believe in miracles. And angels. And angel babes singing. In a choir.

Hey, no sweat. It’s Christmas. We wouldn’t stiff you on Christmas.

We want you to feel joy. Big-time, happy-time large amounts of joy.

Meet the Cup Size Choir. They’re girls who sing in their underpants. For Christmas!

Be of good cheer!


The Cup Size Choir