The 6 Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History

Language Is Irrelevant When Two Hot Chicks Massage Each Other

We have no idea what the announcer in this Argentinian Axe ad is saying but we don’t really care. And you won’t either because who really cares what anyone is saying in any language when two half-dressed hot chicks are massaging each other? Yea, we thought so. Watch. Look. Enjoy.

How to Speak Australian

This one’s easy. Just like the Argentinian ad above, we have an ad in another language. It’s a lesson from Foster’s in how speak Australian. Say, what? You say Australian is English? Don’t tell an Australian that. And certainly don’t tell the chick in this ad carrying a few cans of Fosters down the beach while clad in a British-ish flag-style bikini.

GoDaddy Gets Even Hotter Girl for Post-Hot Girl Ad Campaign

When GoDaddy announced it had decided to work with an ad agency (it never had before) and selected Deutsch (an agency in New York) as its first, many assumed that would put an end to the brand’s penchant for drooling all over the internet with its long-running, hot chick-focused advertising.

But, we are told, the campaign is more “evolution” than “revolution. So it would seem the hot chicks are here to stay. At least for a little while. Deutsch’s first ad, entitled Otter (thankfully, not Beaver) features, perhaps, one of the hottest women ever to appear in a GoDaddy ad. Charlene, as she is called, “is how GoDaddy attracts domain name customers.”

Glee’s Lea Michele Makes it Easy to Lust After a High School Girl

She might play an underage high school girl on TV but she’s a totally legal, over 18 hottie in real life. And that means you can freely fantasize about her without fear of repercussions. Thankfully, she has no problem being fawned over having posed half naked in GQ a while ago so don’t feel guilty when your thoughts turn to an “after school special” with Lea.

You can fuel thoughts of your “after school special” with this new Candies ad campaign she is now appearing in.

The stunningly sexy Miranda Kerr can be seen in Victoria’s Secret’s latest soft core porn… uh… commercial for it Summer 2012 line of cotton lingerie. Set to the tune of Rhye’s “Open,” the commercial has Kerr in a tropical, beach-side setting lounging around and prancing about while grinning at the camera and caressing her own body.

Victoria’s Secret Soft-core

Which, of course, you would do too is you were as hot as Kerr.

How to Have Sex While Ironing Your Clothes

International porn legend, Nacho Vidal, has unleashed his secret to stellar performance in the bedroom. In a comical mostly-NSFW video, we see the effects of the aphrodisiac/performance enhancement supplement Fortiplus on Vidal as he pleasures woman after woman after woman…all while he seemingly goes about his daily business.

Guess it makes sense that sex simply becomes boring for a porn star after a while and all that matters is whether or not one can maintain an erection. Personally, we enjoy the aphrodisiac-like spontaneity of random sexual encounters.

Steve Hall publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point.

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