The 6 Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
Language Is Irrelevant When Two Hot Chicks Massage Each Other
We have no idea what the announcer in this Argentinian Axe ad is saying but we don’t really care. And you won’t either because who really cares what anyone is saying in any language when two half-dressed hot chicks are massaging each other? Yea, we thought so. Watch. Look. Enjoy.
How to Speak Australian
This one’s easy. Just like the Argentinian ad above, we have an ad in another language. It’s a lesson from Foster’s in how speak Australian. Say, what? You say Australian is English? Don’t tell an Australian that. And certainly don’t tell the chick in this ad carrying a few cans of Fosters down the beach while clad in a British-ish flag-style bikini.
GoDaddy Gets Even Hotter Girl for Post-Hot Girl Ad Campaign
When GoDaddy announced it had decided to work with an ad agency (it never had before) and selected Deutsch (an agency in New York) as its first, many assumed that would put an end to the brand’s penchant for drooling all over the internet with its long-running, hot chick-focused advertising.
But, we are told, the campaign is more “evolution” than “revolution. So it would seem the hot chicks are here to stay. At least for a little while. Deutsch’s first ad, entitled Otter (thankfully, not Beaver) features, perhaps, one of the hottest women ever to appear in a GoDaddy ad. Charlene, as she is called, “is how GoDaddy attracts domain name customers.”
Glee’s Lea Michele Makes it Easy to Lust After a High School Girl
She might play an underage high school girl on TV but she’s a totally legal, over 18 hottie in real life. And that means you can freely fantasize about her without fear of repercussions. Thankfully, she has no problem being fawned over having posed half naked in GQ a while ago so don’t feel guilty when your thoughts turn to an “after school special” with Lea.
You can fuel thoughts of your “after school special” with this new Candies ad campaign she is now appearing in.
The stunningly sexy Miranda Kerr can be seen in Victoria’s Secret’s latest soft core porn… uh… commercial for it Summer 2012 line of cotton lingerie. Set to the tune of Rhye’s “Open,” the commercial has Kerr in a tropical, beach-side setting lounging around and prancing about while grinning at the camera and caressing her own body.
Victoria’s Secret Soft-core
Which, of course, you would do too is you were as hot as Kerr.
How to Have Sex While Ironing Your Clothes
International porn legend, Nacho Vidal, has unleashed his secret to stellar performance in the bedroom. In a comical mostly-NSFW video, we see the effects of the aphrodisiac/performance enhancement supplement Fortiplus on Vidal as he pleasures woman after woman after woman…all while he seemingly goes about his daily business.
Guess it makes sense that sex simply becomes boring for a porn star after a while and all that matters is whether or not one can maintain an erection. Personally, we enjoy the aphrodisiac-like spontaneity of random sexual encounters.
Steve Hall publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point.
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3:59 am on August 7th, 2012
just feel it’s worth pointing out that the ‘British-ish flag-style bikini’ in the fosters advert is the Australian flag
6:07 pm on August 11th, 2012
“…a British-ish flag-style bikini.”?!? What ignorant, ethnocentric, xenophobic Yank wrote that?! The reason the AUSSIE girl is wearing THAT bikini is because it’s taken from the AUSTRALIAN-ish flag, you twit!
4:03 pm on August 17th, 2012
British-ish Flag? Seriously? I’m American and I know that’s the Australian flag! For those from outside the U.S. (Specifically Australia) please don’t think that we’re all that stupid… just our journalists. That last video with Nacho Vidal was hilarious though.
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3:09 pm on September 14th, 2012
You dumbass, that is clearly the flag of Australia.
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12:19 pm on September 17th, 2012
To all you previous idiots, it was meant exactly the opposite from what you people that can’t think outside the box think. If it was meant that the chick was wearing a british bikini it would have said exactly that and read: ‘british flag style bikini’. By british-ish, it means the chick is wearing a bikini that is similar to the british flag, therefore it is British-ISH, NOT British. This is a British site and therefore was written by a British journalist which is who his British-ish, or to put it easy for you simpletons to understand (ALMOST British). Therefore there is nothing wrong with the caption for this video. So get off your high horses and back in your boxes.
12:23 pm on September 17th, 2012
And on top of my previous, if you read the caption, it says ‘Australian is English you say? Don’t tell an Ausie that!’ Which is exactly why it was called a British-ish bikini not an australian bikini – to wind the Aussies up. You stupid ignorant fools just don’t get humour.
3:27 am on September 18th, 2012
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3:55 pm on September 20th, 2012
ITS AN AUSTRALIAN FLAG BIKINI!!!
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