1. Kate Upton Plays “Object of Desire” in Mercedes-Benz Super Bowl Ad
We can all drool a little, right? Anyway, in a role that is quite apropos, model of the moment, Kate Upton, will appear in a Mercerdes-Benz Super Bowl commercial as an “object of desire.” Upton, who does not have a license of her own, won’t be driving in the ad but is said to represent just how far a person might go to attain their heart’s desire.
Heart’s desire might be a bit of a highbrow description for the kind of desire most people experience when they think of Upton but we won’t quibble. After all, as we said above, anticipatory drooling is all good.
2. GoDaddy Makes Pizza Slob Frank Sexy (Don’t Worry. There’s a Hot Chick, Too)
GoDaddy changed the focus of its advertising a bit earlier this year. But not without leaving behind the one thing always present in every GoDaddy ad since the famed Candice Michelle courtroom wardrobe malfunction: scantily-dressed hot chicks.
Along these lines, the brand is out with a new ad called Frank that works very hard at convincing us pizza slob Frank is just as sexy as, well, super sexy Naomi. And you know what? It sort of works. Wait, what? Did we just write that? Oh, yes we did.
Sexy doesn’t have to be limited to describing impossibly hot, drool-inducing women with perfect bodies. No. Not at all. Sexy can be a pizza shop with an online ordering system that works swiftly, smoothly and efficiently. Um, okay. Even we’re not buying that line of thinking. But, don’t worry. There’s plenty of Naomi in the ad to keep your spirits up.
3. Bouncing Boobs Distract Dog, Possibly Sell Boots
In the latest bouncing boob idiocy… oh, wait… strike that… we love bouncing boobs. The bouncier, the better. Anyway, in the latest bouncing boob… um… bonanza, racktastic Renee Somerfield can be seen tantalizing a poor pooch who’s helpless in the presence of Somerfield’s pulchritudinous puppies.
The ad is for… wait, what? Oh, right, the ad is for Mack Boots. But you’d never know that from simply watching Somerfield’s bouncing boobs… uh… we mean the ad.
4. Gisele Bundchen Is Pregnant But Still Hot
So Gisele Bundchen got pregnant again. But not before she posed for a series of sexy photos to become part of an ad campaign for her own line of lingerie, Brazilian Intimates. Check out Bundchen in all her glory below.
5. When Sexy Ads Aren’t as Sexy as They Seem
Here’s an interesting ad for the SktKee WiFi Robot that might have you wondering just what you are looking atr when you first view this ad. Thankfully, there is hotness at the end.
6. There’s a Human Being Behind Every Hot Chick on the Internet
While this ad can certainly be defined as sexy (after all, the in the ad girl is beautiful and she’s in red lingerie), it is likely to be the creepiest thing you will ever see. And it will make you think. And ponder. And wonder. It’s four minutes long. Watch the whole thing. And then, consider your mindset and your attitude toward all the sexy woman you leer at every day.
Hey, we’re not advocating the admiration of the female form be outlawed. But it’s important to realize not every naked girl on the internet is there of her own free will. To tell you what the video is for would ruin it so you’ll have to watch for yourself to truly appreciate it.