1. Target Brings Orgasmic Deliciousness to Household Products

Target isn’t normally the kind of store one associates with sexy advertising. After all, it’s a big department store that’s just a step up from Walmart. That said, Target has always tried to set itself apart by bringing some cachet to the party. And these new ads certainly turn up the cachet with a collection of hot women dressed in white making even the most mundane household activities seem like a Playboy Mansion party.

2. You Can Have Mila Kunis’ Ass If You Use This Body Cream

It’s a shame some people get their panties in a bunch when presented with imagery akin to, say, Mila Kunis up against a wall in lingerie longingly looking back at you as is she actually wanted to have sex with you. But that’s the job of the UK’s Advertising Standards Authority who saw fit to deem an ad for body cream featuring Kunis up against a wall in lingerie looking longingly back at you as if she actually wanted to have sex with you. Fortunately for you, here at TSJ, we don’t get bogged down with issues of objectification of women in advertising. All we care about is offering up imagery that will bring pleasure to your day.

3. Ass Grabbing, Motorboating, Jiggling Breasts Fill MTV ‘The Valley’s Ad

Much of what we see on reality shows is a sad representation of the human race, or at minimum, the sliver who doesn’t mind their inner most idiocy broadcast to the world. MTV’s The Valleys is no exception. But we’re not here to debate the finer points of reality TV programming. We’re here to share with you an MTV UK ad promoting the network’s The Valleys.

Yes. An ad filled with a women juggling (flexing) her breasts, a girl grabbing her naked ass, a buy motorboating a girl’s breasts, two girls riding a stuffed sheep and a woman licking a guy’s nipples.

4. Only Hot Women Work Out at Equinox

Feast your eyes on this Terry Richardson-created delicacy of unbridled sexual silliness…all to hype Equinox fitness center. You get a a woman in high heels walking up the stairs, a woman on all fours atop a pool table, a woman about to pounce on a guy in bed and a woman riding on a guy’s back.

5. Rosie Huntington-Whitley Sizzles in Marks & Spencer Ad

British model Rosie Huntington-Whitley recently appeared in an ad for fashion brand Marks & Spencer. In the ad Huntington-Whitley can be seen lounging about in lingerie. The ad is done all soft and slomo style to amp up the hotness quotient. We think you will agree.

6. Women Sells Ad Space on Boobs

Big breasted women can do a lot of things with their breasts. Apart from using them to control the entire male populace, they can also come in handy making money. But not always in the ways you may normally assume. One mystery woman decided she’d sell her boobs as ad space. This, of course, is not new but, hey, we don’t care. We’ll take any chance we can get to share boobs. Apparently, this woman posted on a Czech site promising, ““I am a beautiful young girl and I offer my breasts for greeting cards and adverts. Send me your message and I’ll send you a pic with it written on my breasts,” For the privileged, she is charging £5.

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