We scoured all the world’s ads until we could bring you the six sexiest.
1. Chevy Says Women Are Color-Obsessed Shopoholics
We all know fashion-conscious women always choose their vehicle for its color and not its performance, right? And they obviously don’t know how to drive right either. And all they like to do all day long is shop. And eat chocolate. But if we are being shallow and choosing, I’ll take the leggy brunette in the pleated miniskirt.
2. Anything to Get a Glimpse of a Hot Surfer Girl, Right?
This one might be a bit of a stretch but we think it’s worth it. Working with Surfrider Fundation, Australia advertising agency Arnold Furnace created a campaign to raise awareness of plastic pollution in the world’s oceans. The Surfrider Foundation is a non-profit organization dedicated to the protection of waves and beaches. Now that we have that out of the way, check out the hot surfer girl! Those thighs! That ass!
3. Objectifying Women Is Okay if it’s for a Good Cause, Right?
Three models, Olcay Gulsen, Tess Milne and Anna Nooshin have lent their gams and bootys to Stop Aids Now for a campaign created by Achtung!
On this site, you can admire these three women’s legs from high-heeled feet to mini-skirted ass. It’s all about… ahem… raising awareness of women in Africa affected by HIV. The deal is you stare — because staring is caring — until you are so tantalized that you can’t take it any longer and you whip out your — no, not that — wallet to buy the skirt the three ladies are wearing, proceeds of which go to the cause.
But you really don’t care about that. You just want to buy the skirt, give it to the girl of your dreams, have her model it while you stare at her and, yes, care for yourself.
4. Who Doesn’t Love to Watch a Woman Try on Lingerie?
If you were woman and you were this hot, you too would stand in front of a projector and project lingerie onto your body just for the a little mid-afternoon amusement. But you’re not a hot woman. You’re a guy. But that certainly doesn’t mean you can’t watch this hot woman stand in front of a projector and project lingerie onto her body.
5. If Only All Piano Players Performed in Their Underwear
Who knew playing a piano in lingerie was so sexy? Or, well, doing just about anything (like dancing or ice sculpting) in lingerie as this French chic does in this Sloggi commercial? Just watch because reading my words here really isn’t helping you at all.
6. Girls Fighting in Underwear Never Gets Old
Hot girls. Bed. Crop t-shirts. Skimpy underwear. Bouncing breasts. Girls fighting over a guy…in their skimpy underwear. Girls ripping t-shirts off each other. A midget! Girls tearing crop t-shirts off each other again! Are you excited yet? Good. Now go watch the video. It’s much better than this description.