SUMMERTIME IS THAT GLORIOUS TIME OF YEAR when the sweaters and boots are packed away in favor of bikinis and flip-flops, and skin is exposed instead of covered up.
It’s a time of some fabulous summer sports that combine bikinis and athleticism, like these ones:
Sure, if you’re lucky enough to live in California or Hawaii or Australia, maybe you’re surfing all year round, but for many summer is surfing season.
Don’t know how to surf? No worries, it makes for a great spectator sport as well, provided you enjoy watching girls in bikinis, which I think we can assume you do. Plus if you’re watching a surf competition you can be hanging around the beach with binoculars without it being obvious you’re just spying sunbathers
2. BEACH VOLLEYBALL
I’m no fan of volleyball, but beach volleyball is something else entirely. It seems to basically be a combination of women in bikinis bending over and women in bikinis wiping sand off each other’s butts. What a game!
Oh, and there’s, like, scoring and spikes and dives and a net and some rules and stuff. And in case there aren’t enough competitors in bikinis for you—they play in teams of 2—the events usually have dancing bikini-clad women there to pump up the crowd between sets.
3. CLIFF DIVING
While cliff diving is a sanctioned sport with a tour and prizes and professionals, it’s also a hell of a good time for rank amateurs.
Cliff diving doesn’t need all the trappings of a major sports competition to be a great time, just a cliff, some deep enough water, and balls enough to jump. Not only will your bravery impress the ladies, but also girls in bikinis cliff jumping create a high potential for lost tops and/or bottoms.
Giving you the opportunity to do the chivalrous thing and return them to their owner.
Combining boating and boarding into one high-flying activity, wakeboarding makes for a great day on the water. Sure, you have to wait your turn and only one person can be boarding at a time, but it builds the glamour muscles—shoulders, pecs and biceps. And when you’re not out boarding you’re chilling with the girls on the boat, and that ain’t not bad.
5. BIKINI CONTESTS
Would we call bikini contests a sport? Why the hell not? It is a competition after all. They have awards, trophies and sashes and titles, that’s about as legit as it gets.
Plus, bikini contests are often tied in with other events on this list like surf and wakeboard contests to help bulk up the weekend activities, and draw in a larger crowd.
And you never know when one will devolve into a catfight or exhibitionism, so don’t ever pass up the chance to see one live.
I’m not certain how sporting boating is, I’m pretty sure the engine is doing most of the work, but it is considered a sport and where there are boats there tend to be beautiful women, so that’s good enough me. I know they say that a boat is “a hole in the water you throw money into” but damn, if that money hole don’t attract some smoking hot ladies. I mean seriously, when’s the last time you saw a guy with a boat without a couple beautiful women?
Anyone know a good boat dealer?