Do you shred? Need wheels for your board? Eh, me not so much, but the advertisements these kids at Hubba Wheels come up with made me buy some anyway. Apparently the wheels are just wheels for a skateboard, whether you own one or not; they do not entitle the buyer to any sort of shenanigans with the girl.

Duped again. Advertising! One of these days, Advertising, I’ll get the better of you. But until then I will continue to buy stuff I don’t need because cleavage told me to.