The 28 Hottest Girlwatching Stories of 2011

Sofia Vergara

It was yet another good year to be scoping out sexy women in the internet. Of the 6,000 (approx.) posts we put up in these last 365 days, here are our picks for the best of the best:

Kim Kardashian rang in the New Year with serious cleavage. She was hot back then, you know:

Kim Kardashian

Lacey Banghard, the sweet English flower with the smutty porno name, won Page 3 Idol:

Lacey Banghard

Internet phenoms Jordan Carver, Mina Stefan, and Wendy Fiore got off the Internet and into a (sorta bad) music video:

Jordan Carver Mina Stefan Wendy Fiore

The State Farm and T-Mobile Girls faced off:

State Farm T Mobile girls

Shay the UK Bombshell renamed herself Shay Bombshell. Repeat: Now Shay Bombshell:

Shay Bombshell

Suelyn Medeiros was judged hotter than Bar Refaeli in a poll at TMZ:

Suelyn Medeiros

Kate Upton emerged as the alpha-babe among Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models:

Kate Upton

Saori Hara starred in what was called the first 3-D porno. Although it almost certainly isn’t — but why be a stickler?:

Saori Hara

Leola Bell was plucked from 18th place in the Playboy Miss Social contest; she is now Miss February 2012:

Leola Bell

Former beauty pageant contestant Candace Smith went off on pageant silliness, in a mostly naked way:

Candace Smith

The New St. Pauli Girl was revealed – Jennifer England:

Jennifer England

Denise Milani returned:

Denise Milani

The royal wedding was criticized for showing too much ass, which we didn’t expect:

Pippa Middleton

Alyssa Campanella won Miss USA. Though it was later revealed that she is not a natural redhead:

Alyssa Campanella

Rosie Jones posted the sexiest twitter picture ever:

Rosie Jones

We changed Vanessa Veasley’s ass into two fully operational battle statons. Common reader reaction — WTF:

Vanesa Veasley

Mina Stefan put on old men’s loungewear for some website:

Mina Stefan

Leila Lopes of Angola was named Miss Universe. Though it was later revealed that she is not a natural redhead:

Leila Lopes

Sofia Vergara didn’t win an Emmy. Or Miss USA or Miss Universe. But she won everything else as far as we’re concerned:

Sofia Vergara

George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis. Then “Dancing with the Stars” gave her the boot. Jesus, people, have a heart, she’s totally hot:

Elsabetta Canalis

Holly Madison insured her breasts for a million bucks:

Holly Madison

Lindsay Lohan looked surprisingly hot in a seires of candid pictures taken by Terry Richardson in Paris, foreshadowing her (we’ll be honest) surprisingly triumphant Playboy pictorial:

Lindsay Lohan

Lake Bell started getting naked on “How To Make It In America.” And then HBO canceled the show. Those fuckers:

Lake Bell

The viral video clip of the year was a short film about a model who busts out of he shirt in a drift car:


Carrie Keagan and her comedy boobs became relevant again. Well, not that boobs are ever irrelevant:

Carrie Keagan

Kelly Brook’s lingerie calendar exists:

Kelly Brook

Sunny Leone played the role of stealth porn star on Indian reality TV:

Sunny Leone

Sophie Howard announced her retirement. :-(

Sophie Howard