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Monday Mailbox: Tehmeena Afzal Gets Friendly With a Nissan

Posted 3/14/2011 at 11:00 am by


Imagine our delight when we received an e-mail that went sort of (but not really) like this:

“Dear Girlwatcher,

Hi, it’s your best friend Tehmeena! As you know, I work at a Nissan dealership, and I wear tiny swimsuits. I had this idea — I will wear my tiniest swimsuit and pose with Nissan’s most expensive car, the GT-R. I’ve made a video, and it’s smokin’ hot.

When I made this video, I was totally thinking of you, and your readers.

I will release the video when I get to 9,000 followers on my Twitter account, @MISSMEENA.

Until then, enjoy these pictures. And let’s go bowling again! That was so much fun.

Love,

Meena.”

Again, that was not really the text of the e-mail, but it was most certainly the subtext. (Which, as we learned in college, is just as good.) If you recall her New York Giants video, you know she moves quite well. Follow her on Twitter if you want more. It don’t cost nothin’.

Here are the pictures.

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“Monday Mailbox: Tehmeena Afzal Gets Friendly With a Nissan”
  1. 1
    Otis Jefferson says...
    10:18 am on March 14th, 2011

    That is some glorious sideboob!

  2. 2
    Li says...
    10:22 am on March 14th, 2011

    I like to borrow a bowling ball from her chest!

  3. 3
    Jason says...
    10:25 am on March 14th, 2011

    Must….buy….Nissan…get…girl…too…

  4. 4
    josh says...
    11:26 am on March 14th, 2011

    Just wondering do i have to buy that nissan to get the girl or will any one do the trick??

  5. 5
    D-Train says...
    11:54 am on March 14th, 2011

    does anyone say hubba hubba anymore? ‘Cause she’s a babe!

  6. 6
    Matias says...
    12:34 pm on March 14th, 2011

    Wow, she’s got it going on. And nice way for her to promote her twitter page.

  7. 7
    del mar says...
    12:34 pm on March 14th, 2011

    This girl is beautiful in any language in any attire even if she wore a potato sack. However, it’s a sad commentary that she has to pose this way to get our attention.

  8. 8
    Rob says...
    1:51 pm on March 14th, 2011

    Del Mar, you’re right. But, I still have to ask: real or fake? Just sayin.

  9. 9
    Fro says...
    4:13 pm on March 14th, 2011

    Boi oi oi oi oi oi oinnnnggg!!

  10. 10
    Chase says...
    5:50 pm on March 14th, 2011

    Maybe it’s just me, but I dont find her attractive at all. Not being a hater, I just dont get it. Big boobs does not aut

  11. 11
    Doyle says...
    7:32 pm on March 14th, 2011

    I wonder how many cars a month she sells

  12. 12
    cantgetright says...
    8:15 pm on March 14th, 2011

    the sexiest moslem female sinner!! way to go darlin’…hahahaha…

  13. 13
    nadeem sheikh says...
    4:21 am on March 15th, 2011

    she is a fantastic girl actually she deserve to called a dream girl ..i like u tahmeena…ummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

  14. 14
    nadeemsheikh says...
    4:26 am on March 15th, 2011

    she deserve to be called a dream girl ..she is the sexiest girl in this world i like u meena

  15. 15
    nadeem sheikh says...
    4:28 am on March 15th, 2011

    my dream girl miss meena i like ur every pose …lets see when my dream comes true

  16. 16
    RichardM says...
    7:24 pm on March 15th, 2011

    Other than the bigguns she’s not all that. I mean her face is decent but that bod could use some work. I say downsize the tits and focus more on the rest.

  17. 17
    Joe says...
    5:32 am on April 22nd, 2012

    I’ve seen prettier Middle Eastern women who don’t have breast implants or have to try that hard to be sexy.

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