If you’re a Penthouse Pet, it’s a given you’re pretty hot. If they pick you to be the 40th Anniversary Penthouse Pet — kudos, you must be a serious babe. And then when you win Penthouse Pet of the Year on top of it? Well it means you’re not just some cute little Texan with perfect breasts, you are Taylor Vixen.
Although she is also a cute little Texan with perfect breasts–that is an absolutely 100% true statement too. Keep up with her at twitter.com/taylorvixen.
Hometown: Dallas, Texas
Current location: Los Angeles
Upcoming projects: I’m currently working on my website Taylorvixen.com, and I’ve also started my own toy line, Vibealot.com.
I think my best physical feature is: My goofy faces.
Men say my best physical feature is: Honestly my eyes, then of course my boobs.
Sexiest woman ever, and why: Evangeline Lilly, because plain is pretty.
My worst habit is: Drinking too much Dr. Pepper.
I wish more men would: Just act normal around me!
The key to my heart is: You must have personality, you must love to have fun, and you must feed me Chick-Fil-A.
Compliment me on: How funny I am.
How much should a man groom his private parts?: Lightly. I like it to look natural, but not too natural.
My grooming down there: I have a little bit, but it looks nice.
Favorite style of panties: Boy shorts.
What I like in a bra: Something that will hold these bad babies up!
Pet name for my boobs: “Boob” and “E.” Don’t ask why.
What I love about my boobs: They are perfect.
When it comes to my body, please do: Grab my butt, I love it!
When it comes to my body, please do not: Poke at me.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Take control–never ask permission.
Physical feature I like to show off: My elbows. Just kidding.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Sexy to me is a V-neck white tee and jeans.
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: If you are deserving, I will wear anything you want.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Nothing. I like real.
My favorite physical feature on a man: Smile.
A man will impress me if: He doesn’t try so hard.
A man will turn me on if: He rubs my butt.
A man will disappoint me if: He tries to show off with money, clothes or anything superficial.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Like me for me!
I will not even give you a second look if: You are wearing shitty shoes.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: Hey, nice tits.
The best date I ever had was: Day date, pool, drinking, leading into dinner and not remembering how we ended up naked in the bed together.
I am the ideal woman because: I just want to have fun.
I am not the ideal woman because: I am a woman. Hah!
I am the best in the world at: Cooking, sex and making you laugh.
I need a man who will: Do me good!
In my opinion, astrology is: Ok.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My messy room.
The last movie that made me laugh: Bridesmaids
My philosophy of sex: When you’re doing it–give it your all!
My philosophy of life: Life is short–that’s all.
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I am the girl next door every guy loves.