We gather you like the Australians–you lavished praise on Sydney’s Berenger Rose and you pledged undying lust for Perth-born Suzette Edwards. Today we’ve got Tavia Spizer, a fairly legendary figure (and by “legendary figure” we mean she’s both a notable personage and has pleasing round curvy bits). Tavia has done more magazine photo shoots and lingerie catalogs than you can count and has been called the “Pinup Queen of Australia.”
It wasn’t exactly easy to find pictures of her with clothes on.
Current location: Brisbane.
We’ve heard you are the “Pinup Queen of Australia”–why’s that? Because my best outfit is my birthday one.
What’s the Australian attitude toward nudity–do you think more, or less, comfortable than Americans? More comfortable. Aussies aren’t bothered by nudity, in fact they love it.
You Australians sure do talk funny. If a man is interested in an Australian girl, are there any bits of sexual or relationship slang he ought to know? “Nice boobies.”
Say you’re in the States and really homesick–if someone sends you a care package of your favorite things from home, what’s in it?: Vegemite, shiraz chocolate.
How many Vegemite sandwiches do you eat in a typical day? One or two.
I think my best physical feature is: Eyes–they’re the windows to my soul.
Men say my best physical feature is: My smile.
Sexiest woman ever: Angelina Jolie. She looks amazing and is a versatile actor.
Sexiest man ever: Robert De Niro. So much charisma.
My best trait is: Caring for all living creatures.
My worst habit is: Impatience.
I wish more men would: Try to understand women’s emotions.
The key to my heart is: Chocolate and foot massages.
Compliment me on: My personality.
How much should a man groom his private parts?: Enough so the hair doesn’t become dental floss.
My grooming down there: Shaven and smooth.
Favorite style of panties: Frilly boy shorts.
What I like in a bra: I don’t like bras and never wear them unless it’s for a shoot.
Pet name for my boobs: Girlfriends.
What I love about my boobs: Everything.
When it comes to my body, please do: Soft kisses.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Bite or squeeze to hard.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Make sure the woman is satisfied.
Physical feature I like to show off: Legs.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: A skin-tight dress.
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Suspenders and fishnet stockings. [By "suspenders" we take her to mean what we would call garters. Not what Larry King wears. --Ed.] [Actually, we cannot say for certain that Larry King doesn't wear garters. He may. --Ed.]
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Designer handbags.
My favorite physical feature on a man: Height–i.e. tall.
My favorite trait in a man: The ability to fix things and keep a level head.
A man will impress me if: He smart and has it all together.
A man will turn me on if: He spoils me.
A man will disappoint me if: He can’t handle his alcohol.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Give me all your attention.
I will not even give you a second look if: You’re wearing hardcore piercings and covered in tattoos.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: Tell me I look like someone else they know, or someone famous.
I will sleep with you when: You show you’re committed.
I will never sleep with you if: You’re sleazy.
The best date I ever had was: Visiting a haunted house for Halloween.
I am the ideal woman because: I’m grounded yet fun to be with.
I am not the ideal woman because: I’m very emotionally sensitive.
I am the best in the world at: Baking muffins.
I need a man who will: Spend lots of time doing outdoor activities.
The last movie that made me laugh: Paulie.
My philosophy of love: Love like there’s no tomorrow.
My philosophy of sex: Keep it fun.
My philosophy of life: It’s nice to be important but more important to be nice.
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I have the credentials: Nice boobs and sexy curves in all the right places!