Tara Babcock Will Shoot You with Her Laser Boobs

Tara BabcockIs Tara Babcock the ultimate woman? Well, only if you like blondes, boobs, and video games. Otherwise, move it along. We won’t waste much space here with the yadda-yadda-yadda of who Tara is — she handles that perfectly well in her thorough answers below. Get more of her at TaraBabcock.com and follow her on Twitter @TaraBabcock.

A nickname I have had: “Tara Babs on Cock”, and other silly variations. “Bab” has become a verb, apparently. It never hurt my feelings, I always thought it was pretty funny!

The worst movie I have ever seen: The worst was probably The Da Vinci Code. I was in love with the book, and the casting, acting, and overall portrayal was just awful!

I’m a nerd about: I’m a nerd in general! I love gaming of all kinds, as well as nerd and geek culture as a whole. I love anime, manga, comic books, and video game lore as well. I prefer to stay in and ladder in StarCraft II, or play through Japanese RPGs, over going out and partying in my free time.

Please worship my: Boobies! Actually, you don’t have to “worship” them, but I definitely don’t mind the ogling!

I would rather have a root canal than: Go too long without having sex! Trust me, I had a root canal when I was younger, with weak anesthesia … the lack of sex would be worse!

Sex is: The best thing ever! Part of my goal as a model is to show the world how they can embrace their sexuality freely. Of course, as with anything, being safe and selective is important, but not all sexual, beautiful girls are idiots who are devoid of personality or were molested as a child. I am living proof!

My greatest weakness: Probably sex, or video games… or both simultaneously! If a hot guy tempts me with a steamy session and then an epic Mortal Kombat battle afterward, I am not one to resist. Fortunately, said men rarely exist in the mortal realm!

If I went into porn, my name would be: Please, my name would stay the same! “Babcock”… need I really say more!?

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Pussy Galore! Yeah, Pussy Galore definitely counts as a better name than Tara Babcock!

I don’t understand why people think I’m: Not a gamer. It’s stupid that I’m into gaming in my personal life, and through my career, more than most hardcore gamers are, yet I am still struggling to prove myself and break into the gaming community. I mean, why would a model think that she could get more fame focusing on a niche community, rather than spending time vying for additional mainstream work? I wouldn’t do it if I didn’t love it!

Something cool about having boobs: They look really amazing, no matter what you wear! There is nothing sexier than the proportions of a woman with massive boobies and a little waist! Also, if you’re alone, you get free stuff!

I cried unnecessarily the day: I lost 10 StarCraft II matches in a row! I know it sounds silly, but that game is super emotional. I felt like my brain was not smart enough, or that I was not quick enough. Playing real-time strategy games really helps condition your brain and it improves hand-eye coordination, as well as quick decision-making and precision. I guess losing in lower leagues made me feel really dumb!

When I throw a party I make sure to have: Awesome party guests! A group of amazing people can turn anything into a party! On the other hand, you could have the best drinks, live music, and the nicest venue, but without cool people, the whole night will just suck! “I don’t always throw parties, but when I do…” Haha!

The funniest comedian is: Hands down, Mitch Hedberg! I truly believe that he had to die to give other comedians a fighting chance at keeping their careers! He was the best!

People tell me I look like: Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, a Barbie doll, and “a white Nicki Minaj”. Occasionally people will liken me to Lady Gaga immediately before they combust and perish from my death stare.

I’m too sexy for my: Winter clothes! You can find me in skirts, short sleeves and flip flops all year! Yeah, even when I am home in Seattle!

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Nasty food. I see so many tweets saying, “Yum, so sexy” with an image attached. My mind automatically clicks to see more, thinking it will be a hot chick, and I see this pile of poop-esque “food”. Not cool, Guys!

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A singer. I wanted to sing about sexy stuff that female pop stars usually avoid because it is too taboo. Then I realized I couldn’t sing and resorted to the whole modeling thing!

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Just telling you! Or, maybe jumping on top of you and raping you shamelessly. I’m a very forward and blunt girl!

My super power: My super power is akin to Enchantress from the Thor comics. I can seduce men, and I can make them do anything I want with a kiss. Also, I have a supernatural sense of perception! I can tell when a guy is interested in me just by the way he frequently glances at my chest!

I am completely freaked out by: The dark, and heights. At least heights can kill me…

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: “Poppycock”, I suppose. Something makes it sound incestuous. Other than that, British-English is so awesome!

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is: All types! I hate wearing underwear of any kind. I have thousands of panties and lingerie of all kinds, but that stays in my bag with my modeling clothes! I guess it’s kind of funny that I put on more clothes for my job!

I will never understand why men: Don’t all care to get ultra buff like super heroes. I don’t understand why society, in general, doesn’t put more importance on being fit, healthy, and sexy! All men don’t necessarily have to be bodybuilders, but a healthy lifestyle, looking and feeling good, should be a high priority!

My relationship with spectator sports is: Eh. I love playing basketball, cheerleading, and playing catch with a football or baseball… going to live games is fun as well, but as far as following sports drama, or watching on TV… eh. I remember realizing that teams trade players constantly, and people who grew up in Los Angeles, for instance, may end up playing for Chicago. Why should I love a team, or player, or support my state when all of it is constantly changing? That being said, I am very into eSports! My favorite teams are Team Liquid, Evil Geniuses, SlayerS, and Team Dignitas, to name a few!

The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is: I have an awful long-term memory, so I will have to go with a new acquaintance telling me a few days ago that I gained his respect when he watched me play a game at a local BarCraft event. I remember being drunk, laughing and yelling excessively, and really, really sucking. I think he’s just easily impressed! I also get a lot of snide remarks from passerby women, but I won’t dignify them with a mention in this interview!

My secret weapon: My laser boobs! They can get you from over a mile away, and they don’t need a clear line of sight!

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: “If I were to go that way”… hehe! I have my bisexual tendencies already, and I would definitely go with Katy Perry! There are plenty of beautiful women in the world, but I really have a thing for Katy at the moment!

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Lamb of God’s “Vigil”. The intro to that song gives me goosebumps! Melodic and creepy turns into überheavy metal!

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: Either gaming, writing, or retouching and HTML/CSS coding! Why? That’s probably because I already do all of those in my free time as well! I’ve also always planned to finish my personal training certification and open a gym with my best friend! I am bursting at the seams with ideas!

Something my mother/parents made me do that still traumatizes me today: It doesn’t traumatize me, but I never understood why my parents made me get braces when I was in high school. All of my friends had finished theirs before middle school, and I had these silly pink braces when I was supposed to start hitting the prime of my coolness! No one ever picked on me for anything I did, though. I could pretty much get away with anything, whether it be awkward braces in high school, or Pokemon and Monty Python fanaticism in late elementary school. I made things popular!

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: It is always cheese pizza, bread sticks with marinara sauce, and dessert from either Pizza Hut, or Papa Johns!

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: To not date douchebags!

The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: When I was, like, 8 years old!

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: Hiking, mountain biking, and other fun stuff. I would love to go paintballing one day! I think it would be awesome to pretend to be a ninja, or a warrior. It would be the closest thing to being in a video game. When I was younger, I used to pretend I was in the game Worms. My friends and I would use fake Nerf guns and grenades… it was pretty stupendous!

A grown man should not: Worry about acting too grown up! You’re never to old to pretend, or cuddle, or play games! A real man still reads comics, has fun in life, and isn’t worried about stupid social stigmas that say otherwise!