Sylvie van der Vaart, Dutch MILF WAG, in Dutch Underwear FTW

Sylvie van der Vaart

Yesterday we went on about football, and though we do think it’s just about the best thing in the world you have to — you always have had to — give it up to the European soccer players for scoring the best wives and girlfriends (WAGs, but you knew that) in the world.

Have you ever heard of this Sylvie van der Vaart? There is no reason you would have heard of her, unless you just like to cruise the internet for hot babes, which now that we think about it you do. She’s modeling Hunkemöller lingerie here, which you’ve definitely never heard of. It’s a Dutch brand, and it looks pretty damn nice on her Dutch curves, which happen to be the lawfully wedded happy place of Rafael van der Vaart. He’s on the Bundesliga team Hamburger SV but has played for Ajax, Real Madrid, and Tottenham Hotspur. Oh, and he’s played many games for the Dutch national team. Sylvie was voted the Netherlands’ sexiest female in 2003, and Rafael, that sneaky ball-kicker, snatched her up soon after that.

Sylvie and Rafael were initially compared to the Beckhams for their mutual prettiness and celebrity, but fortunately (for them) they have managed to avoid going down that road.

Here’s 34-year-old Sylvie van der Vaart — WAG, MILF, cancer survivor, lingerie model, Hamburger lover.

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