Susan Wayland Uber Alles

Susan WaylandWelcome to Oktoberfest!

Well, you’re probably not at Oktoberfest if you’re reading this. You’re probably sitting at a computer. But I have the next best thing for you, which is a German lady who gets all kinds of sexy and naked with the fetish stuff. Her name is Susan Wayland and she is really, really German.

(And she has big jugs, but you already sussed that out, I think.)

So grill up some brats, pop a can of Meister Brau and enjoy!

Susan Wayland

“I’ve worked for several years as a model for latex and bikini fashion,” she says. “In March 2011 my first book Susan Wayland: Erotic Latex Fetish Glamour by Horgenbooks — it’s 192 pages of me! — was represented at the international book fair in Leipzig, Germany. I have two websites where you can see most of my recent work; my latex fashion website susanwayland.com shows in an artistic and sexy way the beauty of the material latex. On sexysway.com you can see me in sexy lingerie and bikini with outstanding bikini pictures on beautiful locations but also artistic nude photography.”

You’ll also want to friend/fan/follow her at susanwaylandblog.com, facebook.com/ModellSway, and twitter.com/SusanWayland.

Measurements: 30DD-26-35

Upcoming projects: Currently I’m fascinated by filming. During my close cooperation with photographer Norman Richter I doing many nice high quality HD videos and I felt in love with this new way of capturing erotic art. So let’s see what will happen with my new obsession.

Hometown/Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany

Current location: Brunswick, Germany

I think my best physical feature is: My belly and my long legs.

Men say my best physical feature is: Well, I assume they prefer my cute boobies.

Tattoos: I have a deep love for tattoos. For me it’s the identification for something personal. Like someone says that “the clothes make the man” I think tattos show who you are. I’m a very aesthetic person so I love all my ink. I have a dragon with sword on my calf, an ornament on my lower back, a dragon on my mons, and my feet are each adorned by a pretty rose.

Sexiest woman ever: Marilyn Monroe. A beauty and explosion of sexiness from head to toe. Her unique style makes her unmatched.

Sexiest man ever: James Dean. He was a great actor with an awesome charisma, the kind of charisma I love!

My best trait is: My cheerfulness.

My worst habit is: My self doubt. That can really hamper me sometimes.

I wish more men would: Be more romantic.

The key to my heart is: Not that simple to find. It’s the way you are and how you talk. Show your sympathetic side and spice it with intelligent humor.

Compliment me on: My perfect sexy high heels — if I’m wearing them.

Susan Wayland

How much should a man groom his private parts?: A lot — I love it neat. But don’t hog the bathroom for hours.

My grooming down there: Softly shaved. My dragon wants to breath well.

Favorite style of panties: I like all small and invisible variations, from no panties up to very tiny thongs.

Pet name for my boobs: Tiger and Dragon.

What I love about my boobs: They are so perfectly round.

When it comes to my body, please do: Pull my hair a little to the side and give me a lovely kiss on my neck.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Touch me if I don’t like it! Beware of my dragons.

Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: Always respect your partner and make sure you’re both enjoying it!

Physical feature I like to show off: My belly.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: My tight black latex corset which looks so unbelievable sexy.

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: My thin and tiny latex lingerie — but only of you really deserve it.

A superficial thing I am attracted to: A very cute smile.

My favorite physical feature on a man: A sexy butt.

My favorite trait in a man: Charm and humor.

A man will impress me if: He makes me laugh.

Susan WaylandIn my opinion, astrology is: Sometimes surprisingly true.

A man will turn me on if: He is a serious gentleman.

A man will disappoint me if: He doesn’t care about the little things in life.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Give me some gummy bears.

I will not even give you a second look if: You are a narcissist.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: “You are the largest.” [Something was probably lost in translation here, but it is nonetheless an incredibly stupid thing to say to Susan Wayland, so we'll leave it as is. --Ed.]

I will sleep with you when: I want you too much not to.

I will never sleep with you if: You are not the one I want.

Don’t you dare: Underestimate me.

The best date I ever had was: In a nice cafè where absolutely everything went wrong — that was cute and amusing to me.

I am the ideal woman because: I can cook for you the most tasty and hottest chili sauce.

I am not the ideal woman because: I’ll never wear flip-flops.

I am the best in the world at: That is something I’ll tell you later.

I need a man who will: Be my best friend and support me if I really need it.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: in summer: My sexy “home” bikini in the summer, or my warm, thick, fluffy pink socks in winter.

The last movie that made me laugh: Rango — this movie rocks! I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

The last movie that made me cry: Awww… that’s difficult. I weep easily at good emotional movies.

My philosophy of love: Love means trust and if you trust you really love from the bottom of your heart.

My philosophy of sex: Keep open minded and enjoy every second.

My philosophy of life: Don’t live in the past and future. The here and now is what counts.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: My feature in European Playboy with some beautiful latex pictures was very successful. Why don’t we try this on the cover?

(Dirndl pictures courtesy normanrichter.com.)

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