Steph Ly: No Pants Desired

Stephanie LyStephanie “Steph” Ly is a Toronto-based glamour model/spokesmodel/dancer. Calendars? She’s done ‘em. Magazines? She’s done ‘em. Car shows? She’s done ‘em.

She falls into the “import model” category, generally speaking, and yet—well, just look at her. This is no ordinary import model you’re dealing with. Steph Ly is elite, one of a small handful of models who brings all the car-show boys to the yard. You know that friend you have who tells you he doesn’t “get” the Asian model thing? Steph Ly is the girl you show him and he’s like, Oh, ok, I get it now.

Steph’s official site is—it’s very official-model-sitey. If you want more of the day-to-day, show-us-your-new-pictures-please Steph Ly bookmark her Tumblr (, her Twitter (@stephly), and her Facebook (

Enjoy Steph Ly, and remember that if she catches you staring at something south of her face just tell her you were admiring her collarbone and she’ll be thrilled. Right, that’s it. Girl’s got the kind of collarbone you cannot take your eyes off of.

A nickname I have had: “Brat”—I have no idea how I got that nickname. Just kidding, my girlfriend gave it to me a long time ago, I guess I can be bratty sometimes.

The worst movie I have ever seen (and why): I hated Notting Hill. I don’t remember much about it, but I hated it.

Please worship my: I actually love my collarbone area, ha ha. Feel free to stare.

Try not to stare at my: Feet! I hate feet, even my own. I’ve been trying to love them more but it’s a slow process.

I would rather have a root canal than: I actually have had a root canal before, and I really didn’t think it hurt at all. So I’d actually rather have a root canal than a lot of things.

Sex is: Awesome—and essential—to any good relationship! You just have to change it up and keep it exciting!

My greatest weakness: Sugar! I looooooooooove sugar! I’m constantly eating or snacking on something sweet.

Food that turns me on: Big, juicy, rare steak, with truffle mac ‘n cheese on the side. Just thinking about it makes me drool.

Something cool about having boobs: Everything is cool about having boobs. They’re great to look at and to play with!

I cried unnecessarily the day: I’m a woman. I cry unnecessarily often.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: I think the answer for this is booze, right? And good people of course.

The funniest comedian is: Chelsea Handler! I’m obsessed with her, I love her attitude.

People tell me I look like: The Asian girl beside me.

I’m too sexy for my: Pants. I wish I never had to wear pants.

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Relationships—keep that stuff private!

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A veterinarian. I still want to be that.

Stay out of my way when: I’m tired. I’ll rage!

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Telling you.

I am completely freaked out by: The junk in the sink drain. Makes me think I’m gonna puke.

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: Cunt.

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is: I hate booty shorts! I’ve always hated them—they ride up and they just don’t flatter my body.

The most exciting thing I did today was: I went snowboarding! I loved it! My body is still sore from it, but I think I’m hooked!

My secret weapon: I can’t tell you or it wouldn’t surprise you when I use it.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: I love animals, so I will be opening up my own grooming business soon. I’m super excited to spend my days around dogs!

On the worst bender of my life, I was drinking: Vodka. It’s always been vodka! And I’d gladly tell you the stupid things I did—if only I could remember them!

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: Not to take shit from guys!

A grown man should not: Let me re-phrase that: A grown man should treat his woman like a princess!