Steelers Go Down to Pats in Blow to MILF Hopes

Diamond Foxxx Team BJ NFLThe Steelers lost to the Pats last night–bad news for Tweeters hoping for oral pleasure.

Let us explain–this summer, during the World Cup, porn star Vicky Vette promised to orally pleasure all her Twitter followers if the U.S. team won it all. There was, of course, little chance she’d have to make good on that bet, but considering she had a few dozen thousand followers and only one mouth, it was a bold offer. Other porn stars on other continents came to her aid, soon there was a group of them calling themselves #teambj pledged to blow whomever, wherever, pending results. Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden joined #teambj, thus committing the group to blow followers should the Netherands win–and the Netherlands made it to the final. One for all and all for one–on the eve of the final game, Vicky, Bobbi, Miss Hybrid and Gabby Quinteros faced the possibility of having to orally pleasure Bobbi’s 60,000 (or so) Twitter followers if the boys in orange managed to pull it off.

Which they didn’t. Spain won 1-0, and nobody had to blow anybody. (Bobbi Eden currently has 90,000 followers and is the most-followed active porn star on Twitter.)

Vicky next joined up with the UK soccer team Blackpool, promising to orally pleasure her followers if the Seasiders won the Premier League. Not too much danger of that happening–13 games into the season, Blackpool is in 15th place and will struggle this year to avoid relegation.

But #teambj isn’t dead–it lives on as #TeambjNFL. If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, Vicky, Gabby and documented Steelers fan Diamond Foxxx will orally pleasure their followers.

So, as we were saying–the Steelers lost to the Patriots and fell to 6-3, dropping into a tie with the Ravens for the AFC North division lead. Bad news for Tweeters hoping for oral pleasure.

Enjoy this gallery of Ben Roethlisberger. Kidding! We have pictures of Vicky, Gabby and Diamond.

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