As best we can figure, it started out as a bit of fun. Oh, what if there was a Valentine’s-like holiday that catered to men? That would be funny! What would it be called, though?

Steak and Blowjob Day? Yeah, that seems about right.

So Steak and Blowjob Day is now a thing; it happens a month after Valentine’s Day, which means that today, March 14, is Steak and Blowjob Day.

It is also, incidentally, Pi Day, as the date is 3.14. And really, the only way you could make Steak and Blowjob Day better would be to finish it off with a slice or three of pie.

We’ve been monitoring the Twitter machine for #steakandblowjobday hilarity, but you know what we’re finding? Backlash! Some people don’t like Steak and Blowjob Day! Like sexy model Daisy Watts:

‏@daisywatts: I cook every night of the bloody week when is my day??? #chickenandlicking

“Chicken and Lickin’ Day” — not bad. Clever. Sexy model Emma Green brings up another rhyming alternative:

‏@emmagreenmodel: Steak and bj day now lamb shank and wank day??? Heard it all now!!

Who’s in the “pro” camp concerning Steak and Blowjob Day? Well, South African Playboy Playmate Yolandi Malherbe seems cool with it:

@JuicyJemma: You know what day it is… #steakandblowjobday

Sexy model Michelle de Feo embraces it:

‏@michelledefeo: @ZOO #HappySteakAndBlowJobDay #ZOOTwitties RT pic.twitter.com/RhEyermKKm

What does all this mean? Hell if we know. There’s a joke out there; some girls think it’s funny while others are less keen on it. But we love ‘em all. Here are pictures of Daisy, Emma, Yolandi and Michelle.

Enjoy your steak or chicken, people. And if you’re one who’d be stuck at home having a lonely lamb shank — hey, it’s just a made-up thing. Order a pizza.

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