Sofia Vergara and Her Orbs of Precious Metal


Hollywood Tuna faces a classic dilemma for those of us who make a living slinging girlyparts innuendo:

I guarantee some of the lesser celebrity blogs out there are killing themselves with a boatload of Golden Globe comments when referring to all the breasts from last night’s show, but I’m not going to stoop to that level. Even if Sofia Vergara’s beautiful boobs are staring me in the face…

Yes, using “Golden Globes” at this time of year is a bit predictable. But what if Sofia herself says it? Like she did on Twitter:

SofiaVergara: I don’t care!!! I already have my Golden Globes!!!!!!!!hahhahha

Well if she’s going to say it, what the hell… enjoy Sofia’s Golden Globes. (And while we’re at it, those belonging to January Jones as well.)