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Siri Is Newcomer of the Year

Posted 5/23/2012 at 9:01 am by

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The MissFreeones competition ended over the weekend, and hugely popular MILF porn star won the whole ball of wax. It’s quite an achievement considering Vicky is almost 47 years old.

Another interesting category, though, was Newcomer of the Year. It’s interesting because the winner, Siri, is probably not everyone’s cup of tea. Perhaps this explains it: She’s on the box cover of a DVD that came out recently called Big Girls Are Sexy. If you expect that a category like Newcomer of the Year is bound to be won by a common-denominator girl — say, a generic blonde with six-pack abs and big fake boobs — you’d be pretty wrong. Siri may be blonde, but she is curvy all over, 100 percent natural. There’s a lot of her to love, and surely some guys out there would say there is too much — to each his own.

We will say this. Whether you like “big girls” or not — and let’s be clear, she’s not obese, she’s just ample, supposedly 40HH-29-38 — you have to admit that Siri is an uncommonly pretty porn star. Check out the pictures below, pilfered from her Instagram postings (via @SiriPornStar, which you should follow, it’s entertaining) — it seems a quaint word to use about someone in her line of work, but she is just really, really pretty in our estimation.

Golly gee.

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“Siri Is Newcomer of the Year”
  1. 1
    Jo mo says...
    12:01 am on May 25th, 2012

    Shes lovely and her titilating cleavage would be enough to erectmy penis and make it ooze a drop of semen on my right foot. With the shadow of semen on my thigh from the sun.

  2. 2
    oubekhti says...
    1:41 am on May 28th, 2012

    salut ….,j’aime cette cite ………si magnifique

  3. 3
    halime says...
    3:53 pm on May 29th, 2012

    Je veux la paix à vous en savez plus … après tout, tu es belle Ezhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  4. 4
    John says...
    12:35 pm on June 15th, 2012

    The Shallowness and Misandry of Appearance Based Compliments. What a stupid ass nigga bitch, Sge obviously lacks in self confidence,s shes dumb enough to have a lollipop in her mouth which shows shes a sucker because thats what she look like, wanting to boost her own female ego while tearing men down. Women wanting to build up their egos by taking the speck out of mens eyes without looking at the plank in their own eyes.

  5. 5
    John says...
    12:43 pm on June 15th, 2012

    Many of those misandrist assholes use it as a tool to control myn. What kind of son of a bitches are women like you that you intentionally misspell women as womyn for? Thats spelled incorrectly. They just want control over men by harassing us everytime we compliment,whistle at them by jumping to conclusions and assuming its unwanted to pressuppose its “sexual harassment”. Which is Satan deceiving you.

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    The judge says...
    12:49 pm on June 15th, 2012

    Even if I had very good self esteem and self image, I wouldnt care as a man if a woman complimented me, that would be nice and I wouldnt post a video on youtube to be so crabby about unlike that ignorent black bitch with a lollipop in her mouth. I wouldnt give a rats ass if someone supposedly “validated” my looks like that black bigot said acting like a ten year old said.

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    The judge says...
    12:54 pm on June 15th, 2012

    Whistling should not be called “wolf” whistling or “cat” “calls”. Whistling has nothing to do with cats and wolves they dont whistle and they are not as stupid as women look like that dumbbell with the lollipop who just wants to build up her own fragile ego by putting men down to build herself up because shes one selfish nigga know what I’m sayin homie?

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    Brooks says...
    4:20 pm on March 11th, 2013

    Siri is super hot! Looking forward to seeing her in Ooga Booga which premieres exclusively online tomorrow (March 12th) at Grindhouseflix.com

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