Should Epic Cleavage Go to Jail? Discuss
Today we have a serious issue at hand.
You may remember the girl in the picture as Winter Pierzina, aka WintrSprngSummrFall, who posted some videos to YouTube last year demonstrating how she stashes everyday items (cell phone, car keys, claw hammer) in her enormous bra. The videos were entertaining, and she was the viral Hot Internet Chick of the Month, and YouTube even shut down her channel for excessive bra-someness, or something like that. (She’s back on YouTube, and here’s one of her earlier videos: “Big Boobs = Handy Purse.”) Cute girl with big boobs stashes stuff in her bra—that’s just gold.
But those were better days for Winter—as we were saying, serious issue at hand.
A few months ago, Winter was texting while driving and she totaled her car. Texting while driving! Jesus, girl, could you have picked a more cliched way to nearly kill yourself here in the year 2010? Every day, it seems, we are assaulted by PSAs warning us of the dangers of talking on the phone while driving, texting while driving, surfing the Internet while driving. Whatever she was doing (she may have been MapQuesting while texting), it was really fucking stupid, and she is lucky to be alive.
We can’t go into the specifics, but the situation now is she has to do a ton of community service and she owes the state of California $2,500 in fines. If she doesn’t pay, she’ll go to jail.
Maybe she should go to jail—think about it. Nobody was hurt in the accident, but what if? What if she had ploughed into your Dodge Neon and killed you or your loved ones, what if people were dead right now thanks to some 21-year-old bimbette and her stupid cell phone? Lock her up and throw away the key, we say.
She has set up a website requesting donations so she can pay her fines and avoid doing her time.
Ha! Right? Ha! Good luck with that, sister!
On the other hand—she is really cute and her boobs are amazing. You know that you have, in your life, thrown many a Franklin out the window for cute girls with nice boobs. You’ve bought them countless drinks in bars. You’ve paid for their dinners. You’ve bought them ice cream in the park, tickets to the ballgame, gas for their cars, cab rides home. You’ve done it on occasions when you knew you weren’t going to score. You’ve done it on occasions when, truth be told, you didn’t even like them that much. You’ve done it for the wrong reasons; sometimes you’ve done it for no other reason than you were born with a Y-chromosome and that’s how it is. Men pay.
But texting while driving—so stupid!
But she puts things in her bra—so fun!
What terrible judgment!
What a terrific rack! And those eyes—love them!
Bail her out and you’ll just be letting another pretty girl get away with murder.
Bail her out and she’ll be grateful; she might even take naked pictures and video like she used to do. (Yes, she did. Let us Google that for you.)
You know you shouldn’t…but you know you want to.
It is the age-old male dilemma. Call it what you will: Rationality vs. passion, mind vs. body, thinking with your big head vs. thinking with your little head.
We’re not saying you should give her money. We’re not saying you shouldn’t. Our own credit card sits on the desk next to our keyboard, at the ready but (as yet) unused.
Here, again, is the link, and below it a couple dozen pictures that will fuck with your head. If 250 suckers give her $10, she won’t go to jail. You’re on your own.
Winter Pierzina’s blog and PayPal page.
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12:04 pm on September 29th, 2010
Good lord those boobs are amazing!
6:11 pm on September 29th, 2010
Check my “website” for more of her. Something around 200 images I believe.
Note – These aren’t mine, I’m just linking to them and they are obviously NSFW.
9:32 pm on September 29th, 2010
She should get a free pass, just for showing those boobs to the world.
10:23 pm on September 29th, 2010
Great idea!
She broke the law and could have endangered others in the process, why shouldn’t others pay for that?
However, she has in fact, pulled stunts like this in the past to play on people’s sympathies and beg for money, so just beware.
And FYI Winter, accepting donations fraudulently is a crime. One you would ACTUALLY go to jail for.
10:25 pm on September 29th, 2010
So what if she could have killed herself and other innocent people because she was texting while driving like a moron? She has big boobs, that should be a free pass for everything!
Seriously though, she easily could have killed people because of her carelessness and some of you are considering helping her make bail just because she’s a chick on the net with big boobs you’ll never have anything to do with aside from fapping to a picture or two.
Classy.
1:10 am on September 30th, 2010
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6:44 pm on October 3rd, 2010
Texting while driving…Miss Boobs could very well been a death statistic. Her actions are unacceptable and dangerous, texting is just as bad as a DUI!
1:17 pm on October 4th, 2010
come n stay with me for 1 week. u can stuff my face with ur boobs every/all day for 7 days. i will pay ur fine definitely !!
7:37 am on October 20th, 2010
It’s time to do away with the pussy-pass and hold irresponsible women to the same standard of responsibility as men (you know, real equality). If a man was in her situation, we’d lock him up and throw away the key. So what if she has big boobs? What else does she have? I’m not impressed.
8:07 am on October 20th, 2010
Let her fry in jail. Stupid asshat.
8:20 am on October 20th, 2010
what an idiot! put the big ass ugly boobs away, put the stupid cell phone away, get a job and pay for your own mistakes. Better yet, go serve some jail time and grow up a little. You’re lucky you didn’t kill anyone.
8:21 am on October 20th, 2010
She broke the law, she should go to jail.
We need to back down from offering special treatment to celebrities just because they’re celebrities. You all know that if this were Lindsay Lohan asking for a bail-out, you’d happily tell her to rot.
Well, I’m telling Winter “Tits” Pierzina to have fun serving her time. Get used to reading, and be prepared to lose a little bit of that “epic cleavage” in the exercise yard.
9:18 am on October 20th, 2010
Rot in jail, bimbo.
She has no right to endanger other people, and the only way she’s getting money from me is if I get laid in return. Otherwise, boobs do not equal rescue from your own stupidity.
10:03 am on October 20th, 2010
She committed a criminal offence, so she should be charged and prosecuted just as a man would. Otherwise, ban women from driving if they demand and expect The Pussy Pass(tm).
10:12 am on October 20th, 2010
Oh dear god. I cannot believe this is even a damn debate.
She broke the law and caused a car accident and any guy willing to give that stupid spoiled “oh look at me, im a whore and im using my whoring skills to make money” bitch money… well they might as well have a doormat tattooed on their back because if a set of boobs can cause them to loose any shred of logic, backbone and ethics they are going to be walked over throughout all their damn lives, god damn Maginas.
*i think i’ve been watching too much scrubs*
12:42 pm on October 20th, 2010
Throw away the key? where outside the jail so her friends can find it?
1:42 pm on October 20th, 2010
I’ll bet those suckers are really soft and mushy feeling. However, I’d still like to find out for myself…
7:01 pm on October 20th, 2010
The thing is, most court systems will set up payments for fines; I’m not in the state of California, but it’s the driver’s responsibility to pay attention to the road, not text. Stupid is as stupid does.
8:43 pm on October 20th, 2010
$100.00…. Five mins of playtime with the funbags. Yeah. I know she’s a @$$hole but those boobs are far too sweet to be confined. And yeah, I am a misogynistic pig, but so what?!! Folks are running free who did far WORSE than her and they look like s**t, and she wants to pay the fine and there are troglodytes like me who will do it with a smile
Mmmmmm. I love boobies. Yes I do… I like boobies, how ’bout you?
9:52 pm on October 20th, 2010
She should be sent to jail. She should donate every penny that she gets from this website to her loval Rehab Center, and she should spend 200 hours there helping victims of ‘texting while driving’ relearn to walk and try to get their lives back.
Man, I hate people who have no sense of personal responsibility. “Oh, I was texting while driving, crashed, and got a fine! Oh, boo hoo! Please pay my fine for me, I’ll show you my tits!”
Lady, I wouldn’t give you 5 bucks if you sucked my dick. You sicken me.
1:31 am on October 21st, 2010
It’s a good thing she’s quite ugly ’cause without the cleavage she’d have nothing going for her.
3:17 am on October 21st, 2010
$2500 in fines – Holy crap.
I love America. I live in Australia and we are pussies. If you lived here you would get a 57 cent fine and a free coke.
And yes – she should get lots of money from people to pay her fines. Look at her boobs, they are epic.
Boobs like that should be rewarded.
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8:31 am on October 21st, 2010
she broke the law and now is begging for money ahh! c’mon get a job, or she can do this: http://www.pornbb.org/post5274930.html and make a living jaja!
9:10 am on October 21st, 2010
I bet those boobs will look just as good in an orange jumpsuit.
2:33 am on October 23rd, 2010
Let her go. My God it was only Texting. Those Boobs need to be free!
5:07 pm on October 24th, 2010
fuck this scammer
12:51 am on October 25th, 2010
Believe me, I love some boobies but those ain’t “epic” – they’re fatties and are guaranteed to be hanging down by her knees in a few years. She might as well claim her 15 minutes of fame, cruise down to San Pornando Valley and make her jail fine money the old fashioned way. If she sucks a good dick and takes it up the butt, she should be able to knock out $2500 in a day. Thing is, she’d probably last about a week in the porn industry before she’s worn out and nobody is interested in her anymore. Then it’s back to being an attention whore and begging for money on the internet again.
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8:55 am on November 2nd, 2010
I pity the guy who marries this dumb bimbo. She’s obviously the type who will weigh 300 lbs after shitting out her first mongrel kid. Then her husband will only have her brains and charming personality to sustain him through the years. Oh, and the mongrel kid who, if a daughter, will someday shit out her own mongrels from several different guys, leaving her daddy to support her and her herd. Generational fat bimbo hillbilly hell.
12:46 pm on December 15th, 2010
have fun in jail bitch lolololo
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1:17 am on April 25th, 2011
ONLY TEXTING? Plenty of people get killed each year! Being a whore shouldn’t let you not go to jail. Geez, have fun in jail slut.
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2:06 pm on September 5th, 2011
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3:19 am on November 26th, 2011
She’s NOT even that pretty. She’s got a butterface, and her tits are saggy already.
Throw her in jail.
12:49 pm on December 9th, 2011
She’s just another fake. Those pics are ALL over the internet. Use image.google.com to search for pics. Best thing google did — it’s easy to bust fakes now. Its website is down. I guess 100 dickless, loser, assholes, who have NO CHANCE of getting laid in real life sent her the money in the pathetic hope of getting her to say “awwwww thank you”. Dumbest bunch of rectum-heads — even stupidier than she is.
8:37 am on May 17th, 2012
How does complimenting somebodys breasts and their cleavage have anything to do with “coercion”,intimadation or bullying? Intimadation means scaring you, coercion means forcing you against your will to do something you dont want to do. And bullying means ridiculing you. Why would anyone want to ridicule somebodys breasts looks sounds absolulety absurd. Imaginary crime millions of women have lied to themselves about. How can complimenting somebodys appearance have anything to do with any of these things is irrelevant to giving someone a compliment. Too bad we have so many female dumbbells on this internet that telling this lie and suppressing this information about truth
8:56 am on May 17th, 2012
I could almost identify with her I shouldn’t have under the threat of the possibility of jailtime either just because on February 6, 2007 in enfield, Ct. I told a treacherous scumbag barista her cleavage was as good as someone else’s was taken out of its original context and intrepreted as meaning something negative that Satan was telling them such as me supposedly having socalled power over the supposed victim of this imaginary crime. It takes a very impressionable ignoramus to think these stupid thoughts.I was embarrassed and humiliated in front of my eldest brother all three of showed absolutely no remorse and no repent, they did seem to care what it meant. Everyone should apologize for believing in this untruth. Hawaii Salon in Bridgeport, Ct sucks, the masseuse I saw May 16th last she sucks, shes one of them another commie, not one of us. She doesnt feel soryy for me as no one does.
9:10 am on May 17th, 2012
bullying is what we used to do a good con job on the government to pass this Satanic, imaginary crime called “sexual harassment”,intimadation is what the police do to make people apologize for something they didn’t say wrong to bear falsewitness. And ridicule is something we have to do to be a bunch of punk ass bitches who have nothing better to do than to make snide remarks after somebody was only saying something to nice to us,so we have to tear them down to build ourselves up,instead of using logic to solve the problem we use insanity and madness to have control over our victims the ones we are hassling the men who are complimenting us. We like to ridicule them with namecalling like calling names like, pervert,jerk,creep etc. why?
7:19 am on June 2nd, 2012
Why is everyone one this site being so gay and niggerish?
I saw that the biggest word on here is COULD OF.
So no one is hurt. And everyone is fine. Shut up. Enjoy life. Faggots.
9:08 pm on July 7th, 2012
Most of you have texted. Most of you have talked on the phone while driving. Most of you are douche bags who say brave tough things while no the internet and all of you are morons. Oh yes, put one more person in jail and add to the burden of the system. One more mouth to feed. One more added to the already over crowded institutionalized land of privately owned jails and increase our taxes. Idiots. Fined yes. Jailed no. You shouldn’t go to jail just for breaking the law. Murder, Wrongful death, grand larceny, Rape, Pedophilia, otherwise they should all be fined and placed into a program to aid public works but prison doesn’t do crap. None of you are particularly bright and the hateful responses following this comment proves it. Each and everyone.
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12:31 am on October 7th, 2012
Thats kind of like saying, I should be jailed just because I complimented a young womans cleavage. If women want to be offended in me is one thing, but to make complimenting breasts a crime thats debatable, why anyone thought that was a good idea, is beyond me.
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