She’s Pretty: A TSJ Gallery of Opera Club’s Smoking Waitresses

They're Pretty: A TSJ Gallery of Opera Club's Smoking Waitresses

Imagine some swank place where you lounge around feeling alright and beautiful women hang on your every word and attend to your every, uh, drinks-related need. It feels like heaven but it’s not heaven (in heaven the drinks would be free and there would be some bitchin’ Della Reese vocals — ew did we just mention Touched By An Angel? Isn’t that a porny name for a Christian show?). Welcome to Club Opera, where women you’d never dare to call wenches serve as walking eye-candy.

Way to make it a kickass night out.

Never been? Check out the gallery below and see what you’ve been missing.

Check out the club online HERE.