Imagine some swank place where you lounge around feeling alright and beautiful women hang on your every word and attend to your every, uh, drinks-related need. It feels like heaven but it’s not heaven (in heaven the drinks would be free and there would be some bitchin’ Della Reese vocals — ew did we just mention Touched By An Angel? Isn’t that a porny name for a Christian show?). Welcome to Club Opera, where women you’d never dare to call wenches serve as walking eye-candy.

Way to make it a kickass night out.

Never been? Check out the gallery below and see what you’ve been missing.

Check out the club online HERE.