She’s No Dirk Diggler

The history of porn stars who try to launch post-porn music careers is longer than you think (that’s what she said?). Yet the music produced is pretty much as bad as you think—Marky Mark and John C. Reilly weren’t far off in Boogie Nights. And now a new chapter begins. Jenna Jameson is releasing a single called “Get Drunk.” Jenna is one of the smartest cookies ever to do blue movies, and she’s already got celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson playing it, so who knows—this may have legs. We’re looking forward to the video, at least, which Jenna will be shooting in the near future.

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