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Shay Maria: Ta-Tas are Heavy

Posted 9/15/2010 at 11:00 am by

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Shabooty.com has a new interview with curvy hipster lust object Shay Maria. There’s interesting stuff throughout (she shot a pilot for a Comedy Central?), but we’ll skip to the part where he asks her, ahem, how much she weighs. That one is usually on our “do not ask” list, but hell—he gets away with it, so more power to him…

SHABOOTY: How much do you weigh?
SHAY: 116 lbs.

SHABOOTY: Back problems?
SHAY: Oh yeah, boobs are heavy. Some of my older photos, I had some taken down, [because] oh my god, my boobs are just so ginormous, it doesn’t look right! I slimmed down so they went down a cup size, so now I’m the same but just a little smaller.

SHABOOTY: It’d be sacrilegious to get breast reduction surgery.
SHAY: I was going to cause I had to go therapy for my back and the doctor told me you know you’re overweight for your age—lose weight. I wasn’t fat, like 130, he’s telling me to lose weight. I took it to heart and I started to workout hardcore and they went down by themselves.

Images here are more or less from TheHundreds.com and Fuck Yeah Shay Maria.

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“Shay Maria: Ta-Tas are Heavy”
  1. 1
    Phil E. Drifter says...
    4:06 pm on September 15th, 2010

    She’s a butterface, but I like the bud pics.

  2. 2
    shabooty says...
    9:54 pm on September 15th, 2010

    she’s “The TITS” both figuratively and literally. ;)

  3. 3
    Baron says...
    6:24 am on September 16th, 2010

    i’d like to be on those ass…….

  4. 4
    KC says...
    5:10 pm on September 17th, 2010

    She should’ve kept the boobs to hide the butterface.

  5. 5
    mikel says...
    12:57 am on September 18th, 2010

    phil e. drifter and kc are fags, seriously

  6. 6
    David says...
    4:02 am on September 18th, 2010

    Are you kidding? Ginormous?!? LOL. My wife is way bigger in the chest than you. You need to get those glasses changed because they are clearly the wrong prescription.

  7. 7
    Billco says...
    12:58 pm on September 23rd, 2010

    Oh hey, just what I’ve always wanted: a fugly anorexic attention whore with premature sagging C-cups.

    Why is this bimbo on the internet ? I’ve scored hotter women after last call at the local watering hole. All this Shay Maria is good for is a walmart greeter.

  8. 8
    Fard says...
    5:25 am on September 26th, 2010

    How much..?

  9. 9
    Gunaxin Links says...
    3:00 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Shay Maria Interview and Pics…

    This article has been featured on Gunaxin Links…

  10. 10
    greenbastard says...
    2:19 pm on September 29th, 2010

    Hey Billco you know why you scored them after last call? Cause they were drunk as fuck. Also I don’t believe your story anyway. Anyone who looks at those boobs and isn’t mesmerized is a fag, plain and simple.

  11. 11
    kenny komodo says...
    10:50 pm on January 4th, 2011

    I’m pretty sure that somewhere deep in the recess of her mind is a little neon sign blinking on and off that says “closed for repair”.

  12. 12
    Soup von m4tr1z says...
    5:56 am on January 14th, 2011

    (Bild)…

  13. 13
    hadi says...
    5:25 am on January 26th, 2011

    dat boobs are awesome..♥ shay maria..hope 1 day i can fuck her..

  14. 14
    Johnny Azzarelli says...
    9:45 pm on January 27th, 2011

    She is gorgeous, whom ever says/thinks different is either blind, dumb, or both

  15. 15
    Royce says...
    10:13 pm on February 6th, 2011

    seriously how can you call her a butterface? She’s gorgeous!

    faggots dont know a beautiful when they see one, let alone appreciate one. get off this broadband, losers.

  16. 16
    Royce says...
    10:16 pm on February 6th, 2011

    @ billco. that’s not premature sagging you idiot. all women’s breasts sag some when they arent wearing a bra. you seen too much plastic surgery in your life.

  17. 17
    richard tickler says...
    3:15 pm on February 15th, 2011

    hard 9

    billco is so gay he has consentual sex with men…and enjoys it.

  18. 18
    Free Fly says...
    2:27 pm on April 5th, 2011

    I’ve never seen this girl so far, but damn she’s hot!!

    What is she? (singer, dancer, actress, porn star or what? :)

  19. 19
    Karina says...
    10:40 pm on April 16th, 2011

    I thought she had gone through breast enlargement while she has gone through breast reduction.

  20. 20
    the rock says...
    10:30 pm on July 24th, 2011

    all yall niggas crazy shes hot as shit hotter than kim kardashian and megan fox put togeather.

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