Shay Maria: Ta-Tas are Heavy
Shabooty.com has a new interview with curvy hipster lust object Shay Maria. There’s interesting stuff throughout (she shot a pilot for a Comedy Central?), but we’ll skip to the part where he asks her, ahem, how much she weighs. That one is usually on our “do not ask” list, but hell—he gets away with it, so more power to him…
SHABOOTY: How much do you weigh?
SHAY: 116 lbs.
SHABOOTY: Back problems?
SHAY: Oh yeah, boobs are heavy. Some of my older photos, I had some taken down, [because] oh my god, my boobs are just so ginormous, it doesn’t look right! I slimmed down so they went down a cup size, so now I’m the same but just a little smaller.
SHABOOTY: It’d be sacrilegious to get breast reduction surgery.
SHAY: I was going to cause I had to go therapy for my back and the doctor told me you know you’re overweight for your age—lose weight. I wasn’t fat, like 130, he’s telling me to lose weight. I took it to heart and I started to workout hardcore and they went down by themselves.
Images here are more or less from TheHundreds.com and Fuck Yeah Shay Maria.
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[...] yes, you’ve seen those boobs before. Maria’s a model that became an Internet sensation with her massive melons and epic hipster [...]
4:06 pm on September 15th, 2010
She’s a butterface, but I like the bud pics.
9:54 pm on September 15th, 2010
she’s “The TITS” both figuratively and literally.
6:24 am on September 16th, 2010
i’d like to be on those ass…….
5:10 pm on September 17th, 2010
She should’ve kept the boobs to hide the butterface.
12:57 am on September 18th, 2010
phil e. drifter and kc are fags, seriously
4:02 am on September 18th, 2010
Are you kidding? Ginormous?!? LOL. My wife is way bigger in the chest than you. You need to get those glasses changed because they are clearly the wrong prescription.
12:58 pm on September 23rd, 2010
Oh hey, just what I’ve always wanted: a fugly anorexic attention whore with premature sagging C-cups.
Why is this bimbo on the internet ? I’ve scored hotter women after last call at the local watering hole. All this Shay Maria is good for is a walmart greeter.
5:25 am on September 26th, 2010
How much..?
3:00 pm on September 27th, 2010
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2:19 pm on September 29th, 2010
Hey Billco you know why you scored them after last call? Cause they were drunk as fuck. Also I don’t believe your story anyway. Anyone who looks at those boobs and isn’t mesmerized is a fag, plain and simple.
10:50 pm on January 4th, 2011
I’m pretty sure that somewhere deep in the recess of her mind is a little neon sign blinking on and off that says “closed for repair”.
5:56 am on January 14th, 2011
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5:25 am on January 26th, 2011
dat boobs are awesome..♥ shay maria..hope 1 day i can fuck her..
9:45 pm on January 27th, 2011
She is gorgeous, whom ever says/thinks different is either blind, dumb, or both
10:13 pm on February 6th, 2011
seriously how can you call her a butterface? She’s gorgeous!
faggots dont know a beautiful when they see one, let alone appreciate one. get off this broadband, losers.
10:16 pm on February 6th, 2011
@ billco. that’s not premature sagging you idiot. all women’s breasts sag some when they arent wearing a bra. you seen too much plastic surgery in your life.
3:15 pm on February 15th, 2011
hard 9
billco is so gay he has consentual sex with men…and enjoys it.
2:27 pm on April 5th, 2011
I’ve never seen this girl so far, but damn she’s hot!!
What is she? (singer, dancer, actress, porn star or what?
10:40 pm on April 16th, 2011
I thought she had gone through breast enlargement while she has gone through breast reduction.
10:30 pm on July 24th, 2011
all yall niggas crazy shes hot as shit hotter than kim kardashian and megan fox put togeather.
4:07 am on November 8th, 2012
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