Sexy Ads: Threesomes, Bouncing Boobs, and Wet Dreams

Bouncing Boobs Promote Helmet Safety

What’s the best way to promote the fact your sporting goods chain is behind helmet safety? Hire a well-endowed woman, strip her down to her bra, put a helmet on her, whack her on the head with a hammer… and watch her boobs wobble and gyrate. No, seriously. Watch this ad!

Photo Shoot Features Imogen Thomas and Caprice in Boob-Off

You rarely hear women publicly debate the whole ‘my boobs are bigger than yours’ thing but it’s clear it’s always top of their minds. It permeates all corners of their life. They obsess over it. It’s the only think they think. Of course, being a guy, we really have absolutely no idea whether or not this is true let alone have knowledge of anything that goes on inside the female mind. But we can always fantasize, right? So let’s just assume Imogen and Caprice can’t help but obsess over how big their boobs are. Especially during this photo shoot for Caprice’s line of Valentine’s Day lingerie.

Mosquito Interrupts Wet Dream

Guys, ever have that feeling of uncontrollable urgency when your girl strips down to her underwear and climbs on top of you all ready for action? She smiles. Her breasts spill forth forming endless cleavage and you can’t wait to… Wait. What was that? She’s not your girl? And you’re dreaming? And there’s a fly in the room? Yes, this is how we sell mosquito repellent.

When it’s Okay to Fantasize About High School Girls

Ever have dirty thoughts about hot high school girls? Shame on you! Although in the case of having dirty thoughts about Glee’s Lea Michele, who’s well over the jailbait age she plays on TV, you’re all good. So feel free to ogle, drool, fantasize, obsess over, desire, dream about or whatever else you can come up with when you look at these pictures of Michele in this Candie’s ad campaign.

Some Guys Get All the (Hot) Girls

Some guys have all the luck, right? Rock stars. Professional athletes. Actors. They all have access, as it were, to the limited supply of screeching hotness that walks this earth. The kind of hotness us regular guys can only hope to ever come close to experiencing. Now you may not be a fan of singer Michael Buble but you are definitely a fan of his 24-year-old wife, Argentinian actress Luisana Lopilato. You can see Lopilatio in all her curvaceous glory in a new ad campaign for Ultimo lingerie. She equally masters the hot librarian look and the innocent ‘I’m just sitting on the counter in my bathroom looking hot’ look. Enjoy.

Like Threesomes? Watch This Agent Provocateur Video

Agent Provocateur. If you haven’t heard of the company, stop reading right now and go flog yourself. When you’re done, go to Google and see what you’ve been missing. Okay? Ready? For its Spring ad campaign, the lingerie brand has hooked up with French actress Mylene Jampanoi who will front the seventies-inspired campaign. There will be a series of video and you can see the first one right here. If you’re into threesomes, you’re gonna love it.

 

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