Sandy Garza Will Instagram Your #FriskyFriday Off. In the Internets!

There are a lot of models out there tweeting sexy photos daily, but there may be no better feed to follow for pure pictorial punch than @IamSandyGarza. Sandy’s a Playboy Special Editions model who knows how to take a good self-shot and she hits all the big days: #tittytuesday, #thongthursday, and particularly #friskyfriday. Her app of choice is Instagram so you know the sexy stuff is safe for work (well, unless Old Man Dithers has a “no butt cheeks” policy, but we can’t help you with that, Bumstead).

(If you are not on Twitter, you have no idea what this means and we’re not going to explain it. It means sexy pictures.)

She’s also a little bit smart and a little bit naughty, as you will learn…

A nickname I have had: Nickelodeon because I keep guys up all night!

I’m a nerd about: The newest and latest in tech gadgets.

Please worship my: Mind. I’m smarter than I look!

I would rather have a root canal than: An oral exam.

Sex is: And should be, sweaty, steamy, and sticky. It should be full of passion and intensity. A moment of untamed frenzy coupled with unbridled excitement and intimacy… and when it’s least expected.

My greatest weakness: A man with charm and wit.

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Iva Finebottom

Food that turns me on: A steak. Nothing like a juicy, big piece of meat in my mouth! ;)

I don’t understand why people think I’m Stuck-up. Just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I’m a snob. I have a wall and I let it down once I get to know someone and be comfortable around them.

Something cool about having boobs: I can hold a beer in between them. I can also chug with it in between my boobs and bending backwards. It’s definitely a talent I’ve come to perfect!

The funniest comedian is: I have a few: Kevin Hart, Daniel Tosh and Anjelah Johnson.

People tell me I look like: The late Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla. Recently, Kevin and Andrea from the Playboy Morning Show said I look like the love child of Kim Kardashian and Salma Hayek.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A nurse. That lasted until I discovered my big fear of needles!

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: The C word.

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is: A bra. You gotta let the girls come out sometimes!

My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: It’s not a recent one but it’s a pretty memorable one. It happened a few years ago. I was auctioning to be a cheerleader for a professional sports organization. At the time, reality TV was booming so they had a film crew to record behind-the-scenes. It was a pretty big deal. So anyway, I was performing in front of about 20 judges and the film crew. I did this sexy bend move and as I got up, I flipped back my hair back — a la Carmen Electra. I sure felt all sexy and confident until I realized that my halter top untied, exposing my boobs! I step to the side, quickly tied my top back up and finish my performance. Needless to say, I made it to the next round!

My relationship with spectator sports is: Let’s be honest here. I’m not into school or professional sports. Sure, there are girls that are sports fanatics. Not this gal!

The most exciting thing I did recently: Happened a few months ago. My boyfriend at the time I were pretty much over. I guess in an attempt to rekindle our relationship, we went out for dinner. As he was walking me to my car, I noticed we weren’t going to my car. We just kept walking up and up the parking garage till we ended at the top. We start kissing and I unzip his pants. We ended up having sex. Mind you, this is 3pm on a weekday in downtown Houston. I am more than certain we had some spectators from neighboring buildings. Right when he was about to climax, I get on my knees and finish him off. We had perfect timing. The building security walks up and escorts us out.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: I have a bachelor’s degree in interior design. After I get where I want to be in the modeling and acting industry, I’d like to be an art history professor.

The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: Posing for my first Playboy Special Edition pictorial.

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: It’s a toss-up between rock climbing and cycling.

Credit for the modeling photos below goes to Impakt Design; the rest of the pictures come from @IamSandyGarza and