totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”
Big D Nuts is a purveyor of peanuts in the UK, and each year the company does something remarkably old school: It puts out a cheesecakey calendar starring the always busty “Big D Nuts Girl” in small bikinis and the like. For the past few years, the Big D Nuts girl has been topless model extraordinaire Rosie Jones, who has carried out her duties like the pro she is.
Big D Nuts does something else remarkable in this age when everybody’s suddenly miserly with their content. Big D Nuts has posted, on its Facebook page, dozens of outtakes from Rosie’s sessions for the 2013 calendar, which had a theme of Rosie doing Los Angeles. In fact, if you go to facebook.com/bigdpeanuts/photos_stream you’ll find several dozen more from the 2012 calendar (theme: Olympics) and the 2011 calendar (theme: seasonal costumes). You’ll also find a ton of vintage pictures of Big D Nuts girls of the past. They are just giving this stuff away. In fact, we don’t know that we’ve ever seen a corporation (other than Playboy) put its Facebook page to better use. Brilliant.
Here are the shots from the 2013 calendar; visit bigdnuts.co.uk to learn more about the company’s tasty snackables and keep an eye on globalcalendars.co.uk for the imminent release of the 2014 calendar.