Rocio Guirao Diaz Comes from Argentina

Rocio Guirao DiazThere are pros and cons to falling for seductive ladies from other countries. One of the pros is that there will forever be that culture barrier, that do-you-have-Christmas-in-France thing that will be a source of confusion and novelty for years to come. How sexy are these lines?

“In my country, only American rock star is David Hasselhoff.”

“In my country, most valuable product is acid-wash denim.”

“In my country, we no have Twinkie. What is Twinkie?”

There’s something appealing about having to educate an extremely sexy woman who’s working with some bad information. The hours of instruction. The one-on-ones, the endless drilling, the pop quizzes. Quick: What’s better, MC Hammer or MC5? The Wild Bunch or The Brady Bunch? Rank the following in descending order of goodness: Neil Diamond, Dustin Diamond, Michael Diamond, Jared Diamond. Which of these is not edible?: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Super Slim Jim, Five Dollar Foot Long, All Tempa Cheer?

If you don’t mind giving some instruction on the finer points — hell, the basic points — of livin’ in the USA, then being with a hot foreigner like Argentine model Rocio Guirao Diaz can be very rewarding. She will know none of this and will need all the help she can get. Will you help her?

Note: Rocio Guirao Diaz is actually 28 years old, married to an Argentine dude. They have two Argentine children. These pictures are for display purposes only. Your model may vary.

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